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NON-MFC: Round 03

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Has soft jelly Hipwood had a touch??

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    2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

    Two blatant frees against 🕶️ - holding in the ruck and in the back, not paid., in a five second period in Brisbanes forward 50.

    HQ really unhappy about the prospects of Collingwood going 0-4

    I have no love for Brisbane but they’ve been truly [censored] by the umps

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    Another team can’t kick a goal against Collingwood. One more scoring shot, heaps more inside 50’s, 20 points down.

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    Umpiring has been horrendously biased in favor of the filth. The AFL obviously not happy that they're a pathetic rabble and want them back amongst it for eyes on and $$$.

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    Pretty sure open handed punches to the solar plexus are still punches. 

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    Fighting effort from those [censored] 🤮

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    Dirty preec no10 should be outed forthat cheap shot but being an AFL darling... nothing to see here

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    20 minutes ago, BoBo said:

    ‘It is like a finals game’

    -Brian Taylor, 2024

    An under 14 div 6 finals game 

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    5 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Hipwood has been useless

    Imagine how frustrating it would be having to rely on him & Daniher. Both of them are so hit & miss. And Hipwood is soft

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    Pendlebury is now officially a thug. Hitting a player in the guts off the play. Loser. 

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    I guess former Collingwood MRO will engage the Christian spirit of Easter and ignore, or downplay, Pendlebery’s cowardly off play gut punch to Neale.

    Sure they aren’t a hit on the head but they are an absolute blight on the game and regularly directed against ball players.  Clarry gets them every week.

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    Imagine how frustrating it would be having to rely on him & Daniher. Both of them are so hit & miss. And Hipwood is soft

    Charlie is no better, Hollywood Players 

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    6 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    Dam you Brisbane.  Find something 

    Fagan senile.. like half of his players, inept!! has Hipwood had a touch??? My 3 year old grandson goes harder than him!

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    The Lions lost this in the 2nd Q. 

    should have been a 7 goal Q

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    Joey Mantagna saying Pendles punch is a fine??????? Are you for real?

     

    If that’s the case, Melbourne players should be doing that as much as possible. F’ing crazy.

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    2 minutes ago, deegirl said:

    Imagine how frustrating it would be having to rely on him & Daniher. Both of them are so hit & miss. And Hipwood is soft

    Umm so is Daniher. Not too sure what Hipwood brings as a KPF, but he plays smaller than Spargo.

    Always seems to play his best games against us though

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    17 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

    Love how Brisbane crowd are booing The Thug.

    Fourth week in a row the oppo fans have booed that filthy piece of sch!tt. Long may it continue.

     We play them in round 13. If anyone thinks that by then the anger will have abated some, they’ve got another thing coming. The AFL wants it to go away and be forgotten. That ain’t happenin’ anytime soon. 

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    Lions will win this

    and i will quote myself when they do coz i’m an arrogant fool

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    Pendlebury should but wont get weeks for that low life hit! If it were Kozzy 3 weeks! BYRON 6 And Rod Grinter rest of season!!!😵

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    And yet Hipwood slaughters us usually.

    Frustrating to have the Pies win a this because they’ll get up against the Hawks in Gather Round and be 2-3 and then be back on track. 

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