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4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Only one way to stop it, jail time.

 

As if.

A ne’er-do-well will commit several home invasions, steal cars, sell drugs, terrorise people, and still he’ll be let out on bail. A pitch invader would have to murder someone on his way on or off the field in order to see the inside of a cell. 

 

expected more from the Crows

they’ll need to improve to make finals 

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

expected more from the Crows

they’ll need to improve to make finals 

Their corridor game is almost non existent in this match

 
13 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

There are some funny goal kicking rituals but Cameron's squeezing the footy is up there with the strangest.

How about Tex Walker? He bends down to touch a tattoo on his left ankle just before he lines up. Every single time. 


 
6 minutes ago, DubDee said:

expected more from the Crows

they’ll need to improve to make finals 

In the week they extended the coach's contract to

24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Only one way to stop it, jail time.

 

Death sentence. And murder all their families. 


1 minute ago, whatwhat say what said:

burgess effect incoming

 

But needs to take effect earlier. Same thing happened last week. 

aaaand TV switched off 

Fogarty is 24 now. he needs to start taking games apart not just this occasional cameo. 

 

Don’t think we’ll be seeing either team in finals 

unless Cameron kicks 100

41 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Is there anything more annoying than Hawkins celebrating kicking a goal? 

In order...

Stringer

Papley

DeGoey

Ginnivan

Weightman

Higgins (except last night)

 

 

 

 


Not hard to see why the Crows are strong on Petty. Their tall stocks are pretty average outside of Walker, who's really getting on. Fog is just ok, thilthorpe not there and the likes of Butts/Keane etc are just battlers. They were smashed serially tonight 

So, out of the 8.

Blink.

Fixed.

Just now, DEE fence said:

In order...

Stringer

Papley

DeGoey

Ginnivan

Weightman

Higgins (except last night)

 

 

 

 

I'm assuming you've put Maynard in the "makes me want to murder something" category?

Must win against Adelaide gather round.

No excuses.

Their backline and midfield are very gettable.

Edited by YesitwasaWin4theAges


I'm really surprised that teams don't put more time into Tom Stewart. Absolute gun footballer. 

10 minutes ago, Chook said:

I'm assuming you've put Maynard in the "makes me want to murder something" category?

I was responding to ETs query re goal celebrations, Maynard is in my 9th circle of Hell, the thing about Maynard is he doesn't own it, still pretending it was an accident. 

 
54 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Someone mentioned last week that the increase in score reviews is due to the sponsorship deal (with crypto). This makes complete sense, and has to be the reason for the ridiculous increase. 

Maybe, but seriously if one was after a decent fit-for-purpose camera system crypto would not be my first choice.   So maybe counterintuitive .  

50 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Only one way to stop it, (ground invasion) jail time.

 

Maybe though some would find their moment of fame worthwhile.   
The only way jail time could actually prevent it would be preemptive jail as in Minority Report.  Or, just jail all bogans?

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1 minute ago, monoccular said:

   

The only way jail time could actually prevent it would be preemptive jail as in Minority Report. 

Sounds fair, Collingwood ferals come to mind.


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