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We donโ€™t need any more NQRโ€™s.

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8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

There are far greater issues to resolve than to think this guy is a solution to any.

Pass

๐Ÿ’ฏ We need to find a CEO, a President, make a decision on our whole coaching team, make decisions on our senior โ€˜starsโ€™, put together a coherent game plan to at least try to win a couple of games this yearโ€ฆ.then look around to see which players are on the market.

1 hour ago, Superunknown said:

As Pearl Jam sang - this is not for you.

Hard pass

I want solid citizens and leaders and culturers.

And never was for you...

We need not give up on JVR.

Edited by Jack Vineys Anger Manager

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1 hour ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

You can just see this happening with the influence of Bailey Smith weeing in his ear that Chris Scott wants you at the cattery.

Why is it that players with a past get to Geelong and then escape scrutiny?

9 minutes ago, Flowergirl said:

Why is it that players with a past get to Geelong and then escape scrutiny?

Thatโ€™s exactly why they go there


Him and Clarry would get up to all sorts.

We should definitely pass

Looked nice a nice young supremely talented kid when he first started. Now swaggers around like a gangsta rapper. Looking for a Hogan like redemption is a big gamble. We need some stability to balance out the unwise heads still at the club.

3 hours ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

The stuff I've heard about him this would be crazy risky....

Yes on what Iโ€™ve heard, not sure who would be taking him

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31 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Thatโ€™s exactly why they go there

Yes but how do they manage to avoid it there? It sounds like they don't actually change their ways...

Edited by Flowergirl


He is 23 immature and hanging around the wrong people. It will eventually dawn on him like it did for Hogan and now he is the best forward in the league.

If we can get him on the cheap, surround him with the right people, then he is worth the shot IMV

54 minutes ago, Flowergirl said:

Yes but how do they manage to avoid it there? It sounds like they don't actually change their ways...

Bit like Religion really

โ€œItโ€™s all a Mysteryโ€ but they have been doing it for decades

Out of sight, out of mindโ€ฆ

If anything happens in Jeeelong, they have time to clean up the story/situation before the Media vultures arrive from Melbourne

Edited by Sir Why You Little

15 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

He is 23 immature and hanging around the wrong people. It will eventually dawn on him like it did for Hogan and now he is the best forward in the league.

If we can get him on the cheap, surround him with the right people, then he is worth the shot IMV

Too much risk. Those people you speak of are still in Melbourne.

Hogan got out of Perth and started fresh


28 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Too much risk. Those people you speak of are still in Melbourne.

Hogan got out of Perth and started fresh

We need to take risk or will end up becoming irrelevant again for the next decade plus.

We are in need desperate need of an athletic forward. JUH has the potential to become the next Jezza.

Iโ€™m not saying we donโ€™t do any due diligence and that we should disregard everything, but our forward line appears that it will need reconstruction before the last rebuild even had time to matureโ€ฆ. And we have no first round picks this year. JUH is ready madeโ€ฆ

1 hour ago, GS_1905 said:

We need to take risk or will end up becoming irrelevant again for the next decade plus.

We are in need desperate need of an athletic forward. JUH has the potential to become the next Jezza.

Iโ€™m not saying we donโ€™t do any due diligence and that we should disregard everything, but our forward line appears that it will need reconstruction before the last rebuild even had time to matureโ€ฆ. And we have no first round picks this year. JUH is ready madeโ€ฆ

JUH is ready made trouble if he stays in Melbourne

We have too much on our plate right now to also add that potential disaster

We just got rid of 2 problems off the list last October, a 3rd was banned for four years

if you're going to get the ugle, you may as well get the bolta too. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Edited by daisycutter

2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

JUH is ready made trouble if he stays in Melbourne

We have too much on our plate right now to also add that potential disaster

We just got rid of 2 problems off the list last October, a 3rd was banned for four years

I canโ€™t work out the 3rd. I know who was banned and who got retired.

4 hours ago, Young Angus said:

No thanks, Geelong can have him.

The 3 musโ€catโ€eers JUH, Smith and Stengle.


7 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

We donโ€™t need any more NQRโ€™s.

Um he is not even NQR, JUST A MASSIVE NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

On 08/04/2025 at 11:44, GS_1905 said:

He is 23 immature and hanging around the wrong people. It will eventually dawn on him like it did for Hogan and now he is the best forward in the league.

If we can get him on the cheap, surround him with the right people, then he is worth the shot IMV

Thereโ€™s immature and hanging around the wrong people. Then thereโ€™s what JUH has (alleged to have) done.

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Carrryst wouldn't touch him if he paid his own salary, is seriously a massive NO!

Couldnโ€™t handle Tracc.

Couldnโ€™t handle Oliver.

Couldnโ€™t handle a player I canโ€™t mention.

Let alone ALL the other issues this club has had for years.

But we can definitely handle JUH.

Just mind numbingly dumb.


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