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Wow 

Billings as the Sub. Didn’t see that one coming?

He’s a good kick

 
11 minutes ago, adonski said:

Billings as sub is interesting....Laurie and Chandler better be on their game!

GARBAGE MOVE!🤮


Oliver prowling around the centre circle looking like a [censored] gorilla checking it's territory 

Gee I wish I was at the ground.

Wife and daughter blew the budget on that Swift thing.

How wrong.

It's so exciting to see them on telly now but so much better live.

I hope we win big to stick it up the media 

GO DEES!

I might wake up along the way and check the scores but night games are brutal when you are 5-7 hours ahead, depending on daylight savings...  But the game starts in only half an hour - at 12:30am here....

 

ETA and watchafl has upgraded the interface so now I can actually see the icons on my big screen tv and will not hit start of game when I want to rewind 15 seconds...

Edited by thirty-one

 
Just now, Josh said:

Oliver prowling around the centre circle looking like a [censored] gorilla checking it's territory 

Big night coming up from him!

What the hell is going on with FOXTELLS TELECAST?? THE SOUND AND SYNCHRONISATION OF MOUTH MOVEMENTS IS WAAAY OUT!🤮 Its like watching a Thunderbirds episode

Edited by picket fence


3 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Ugh , Fox pre-game is a Sydney [censored] fest 

35 minutes in and they have barely mentioned the dees

I get that it is the swans 150th celebration, but it is also the bloody opening round and we're pretty keen to hear about our club too.

1 minute ago, picket fence said:

What the hell is going on with FOXTELLS TELECAST?? THE SOUND AND SYNCHRONISATION OF MOUTH MOVEMENTS IS WAAAY OUT!🤮

Mines going great.

2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

What the hell is going on with FOXTELLS TELECAST?? THE SOUND AND SYNCHRONISATION OF MOUTH MOVEMENTS IS WAAAY OUT!🤮

Been drinking?

Fine at my end.

Need some good thing to happen for me today .I know being selfish but go DEES


1 minute ago, binman said:

35 minutes in and they have barely mentioned the dees

I get that it is the swans 150th celebration, but it is also the bloody opening round and we're pretty keen to hear about our club too.

They started with us and an interview with Simon Goodwin.

3 hours ago, seventyfour said:

We SHOULD win clearance by a mile.

We always do.

Means nothing if you don't kick goals

3 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

They started with us and an interview with Simon Goodwin.

Missed that.

1 minute ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Ugh , Fox pre-game is a Sydney [censored] fest 

They spoke to goody earlier & covered Melbourne. 

On another note i flicked over to 7 & saw Hamish. I thought he was having a year off living in France 

With all due respect I didnt know we lost a superstar in JJ. The media is carrying on like he is 5 time AA 10 time BnF premiership player. 


11 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Wow 

Billings as the Sub. Didn’t see that one coming?

He’s a good kick

Goodwin I will never understand [censored] move in my view chandler and spargo better play well hope soargo gets more than 6 possessions

Billings has been playing well hasn't he.?

 
1 minute ago, Gawndy the Great said:

With all due respect I didnt know we lost a superstar in JJ. The media is carrying on like he is 5 time AA 10 time BnF premiership player. 

Good point. I wish he had stayed but he had his chances and never showed star power.

Also Grundy's been at a few clubs now for a reason.

They havent said Swans will wear arm bands for RDB, just Dees. They [censored] should, he got them going up there.


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