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AFLW: QF vs North Melbourne

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Oh Zanker, what a display of where they are atย 

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19 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

I cannot watch this. We are horrible today so far!

Been horrible for weeks to be far. We play a brand of football to suit our lack of actual skill..but when heat is applied our girls completely melt

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2 minutes ago, Kick_It_To_Pickett said:

when heat is applied our girls completely melt

we didn;t melt last year though. i think its a hunger/mindset issue as much as anything else.ย 

We are genuinely [censored]. No structure or skill. What has happened?

If youโ€™re Birch there do you reach for the hamstring, get a limp going as you head to the pine?

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Bereft of ideas today unfortunately.ย 

Im with Deespencer, Birch is having a shocker.ย 


No goal in nearly 3 quarters of footy in perfect conditions?

Oh dear...

we're miles off. if north kicked straigh this would be a shellacking. i think we've been drinking our own bathwater.


What a disappointing display after such dominance early in the season.ย 

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1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

No goal in nearly 3 quarters of footy in perfect conditions?

Oh dear...

No crumbers, top heavy with weak pressure, poor entries and bad execution when theyโ€™ve had chances.ย 


Keeping the whole list was a mistake. Need to turn over 20% every season.

needs to be some honest conversations after this loss. Zero leadership or intent today.

Goldie, Hore and Hanks the only players with any credit from this debacle

Truly [censored] the bed today.

Would take a freak occurance in the final quarter to make this respectable, let alone steal an undeserved win.

Ugh.

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Aside from Hanks and Goldrick, they've all been truly awful. A totally inept performance.ย 

23 minutes ago, george_on_the_outer said:

Any chance Bannan, Zanker or Harris can play in front, instead of waiting out the back?

Demons mens and womens teams start finals matches poorly We need to enlist John Northey to give pre match rouse upย 

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