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Carlton are the walking wounded, no way they could beat the pies next week. The lions are a chance

 
3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

jaysus. me irish is rusty. left when i was 8yo

i only remember how to ask to go to toilet coz the teachers made us say it irish 

I did wonder if you were really a Dub when you said you were the only kid in a Demons guernsey at school, in a recent discussion.  I have lived in Dublin, so you can consider me a jackeen, if you like.

Now lets cross to Ikon park:

 

Ikon Park (Princes Park) | Austadiums

 

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2.50 left and 23 points up… Darcy, “and they might be home..” 

Say that again.. 

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Just now, loges said:

Didn't age that well 

true mate

 
Just now, dee-tox said:

Incompetence or bias is not a conspiracy. 

 Bias  is a conspiracy with out a doubt  incompetence parading as competence is prta of a conspiracy

Waiting for about 80% of the after game coverage to be about how gallant Carlton have been, what a year they've had, etc., ignoring the lions.


Goody needs to play the SEN Blues tossers call of our game at pre-season …. Our boys would take them apart …. If Jack Viney heard that commentary the baggers would be too scared to take the field !!!

I'm upset McArthy marked that

Wanted to see the 9th CarltARC hair/fingernail "touched ... no goal" in a row!

Eat a stiff one Carlton. 

1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

2.50 left and 23 points up… Darcy, “and they might be home..” 

Say that again.. 

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He is just SO Bad….

Charlie Cameron having a mare.

Surely he can't have two in a row.


1 minute ago, dee-tox said:

Incompetence or bias is not a conspiracy. 

That’s very true

so we’re left with gross, systemic, ongoing bias that seems to favour just a few teams.

I mean, I call that corruption. 
 

Bit like having colour coded spreadsheets for grant allocations, eh? Biased, definitely. Corrupt , conspiracy….. ? I say, aye. 

Just now, Spargonicus said:

Exactly - we need to stop talking about deliberately biased umpiring. Focus solely on the poor standard (which also causes unconscious bias with home crowds).

its a con the afl are corrupt in my view and the umpires are complicit in ,managing outcomes 

I wish it wasnt so but thats the optics

Gee 13 from 13 at the Gabba is a great record but I'm worried about their record at the ground that decides it all.

1 minute ago, gs77 said:

Waiting for about 80% of the after game coverage to be about how gallant Carlton have been, what a year they've had, etc., ignoring the lions.

Yes the cameras will pan to cripps on his knees and not to the winners. Disgusting. 


1 minute ago, Green Demon said:

I did wonder if you were really a Dub when you said you were the only kid in a Demons guernsey at school, in a recent discussion.  I have lived in Dublin, so you can consider me a jackeen, if you like.

sure i’m half culchie. my Ma is from Mayo. i prefer the country to dublin to be honest

2 minutes ago, PerthDee said:

Goody needs to play the SEN Blues tossers call of our game at pre-season …. Our boys would take them apart …. If Jack Viney heard that commentary the baggers would be too scared to take the field !!!

What was said?

CRIPPS u are such a [censored] … jumper punch Dees - nothing to see as per Gil’s corrupt exec wan kers

 

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