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1 minute ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Schache...... Sub

This team gets stranger by the minute

Need someone to cover the ruck.

Won't be needed. There I've said it.

 
 
1 minute ago, Demonsone said:

Unbelievable been @ Casey all season honestly Goody lost the plot

Yes, because we're overflowing with potential subs.

Laurie not up to it, Harmes & Dunstan injured, Grundy not versatile enough, etc. About the only other possibility might be Turner, but he's too green and only has form as a defender.

1 minute ago, Chook said:

Can't we take Curnow out? Why do other clubs get to smash our players but we can't "smother" or "knee" theirs?

Because other clubs don’t cop suspensions apparently 🙄

May will fart near Curnow and get 10 weeks 


4 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

If you opened a book on the four emergency's Schache would have been the long outsider.

He's clearly signalled he wants out or the club has agreed. Can't explain it any other way. 

Show some faith. We are better than them.

 
2 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Now club offical.

 

 

 

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22 minutes ago, Great Northern Summer said:

I guess it works both ways. Jordan Lewis played 90% of his career elsewhere but is now a diehard Demons supporter!

You can understand changing to Melbourne.... but to the Filth.... nahhh


I would actually be tickled pink to see the Maynard incident repeat tonight or tomorrow night and see the AFL squirm in the bed they've made. I don't wish injury on anyone but I do wish great misfortune on the AFL.

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15 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Schache The Sub

God help us..

Actually...that other lot from below would be even better.

 


4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Because other clubs don’t cop suspensions apparently 🙄

May will fart near Curnow and get 10 weeks 

internet mr GIF

4 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

He's clearly signalled he wants out or the club has agreed. Can't explain it any other way. 

That's true but why even make him an Emergency 

Just now, Demonland said:

How are there 9 Carlton supporters in a row in a Demons Category 1 Bay?

Vomit


13 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Boy, Grundy is really on the nose.

I guess if Grundy doesn't want to be a Dee anymore, why should we pick him?

10 minutes ago, Chook said:

Can't we take Curnow out? Why do other clubs get to smash our players but we can't "smother" or "knee" theirs?

Maybe Maynard can make a guest appearance 

 
4 minutes ago, Spargonicus said:

He’s out the door. 

Indeed. But he is still a Demon right now 

3 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

I guess if Grundy doesn't want to be a Dee anymore, why should we pick him?

But we sort of did.


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