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GAMEDAY: SF vs Carlton

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5 minutes ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

Congrats. What's the breeding?

Its part of a five foal breeding pack this one is From Behaviourism by Russian Revolution.

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One mate is messaging me saying Gawn is a late withdrawal.

Another is saying Yze has got the Richmond job. 

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All the money is going one way tonight, means nothing in the scheme of things but some big money on the Dees.

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I absolutely love the Melbourne Football Club.

Get it done tonight boys!

3 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

One mate is messaging me saying Gawn is a late withdrawal.

Another is saying Yze has got the Richmond job. 

Unless this mate is involved with the club I’m not sure it’s worth repeating. 

6 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

One mate is messaging me saying Gawn is a late withdrawal.

Another is saying Yze has got the Richmond job. 

Don't leave it there, then, BA! 😲

 
8 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

One mate is messaging me saying Gawn is a late withdrawal.

 

Absolutely not. 

9 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Its part of a five foal breeding pack this one is From Behaviourism by Russian Revolution.

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always makes me think of Lyndon Dunn


PSA: if you’re coming from South East, the Monash is stuffed. There’s an accident. So be aware

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17 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Its part of a five foal breeding pack this one is From Behaviourism by Russian Revolution.

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Good one. Looks like a nice mare. Do you know what happened with the Frosted?

Exciting time of year hey, not just for the footy. Good luck with them!

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9 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

One mate is messaging me saying Gawn is a late withdrawal.

Another is saying Yze has got the Richmond job. 

if Gawn plays, delete his number from your phone 

I'm at home tonight as I've come down with a cold and my voice is shot unfortunately. With nothing better to do I've looked at last week's performance from every player and put a rough percentage of improvement we can expect from each (and in a few cases lower performance), and it looks pretty positive. Given we dominated much of the game but couldn't get over the line, the amount of growth in the group looks like we should be able to get the job done.

From my very unscientific analysis, the players we're most dependent on improving their performance from last week are Viney, Langdon, Pickett, Lever, and Fritsch. I've got Gawn and Spargo as downgrades from last week's performance (Spargo for van Rooyen, and although I don't rate van Rooyen's game from last week at least he has some height).

Will be nice to have James Jordon for the full game as well, a massive improvement on Angus Brayshaw who decided to take a nap after the first ten minutes and gave us nothing (sorry, bad joke).

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1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

PSA: if you’re coming from South East, the Monash is stuffed. There’s an accident. So be aware

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Maynard's probably hit someone else in a motoring act of course.


At least no-one has posted anything about Kozzie's winning goal last year this time. 

The time is right now 

In the words of the great Dennis Denuto - I’m sh*tting myself 

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10 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

One mate is messaging me saying Gawn is a late withdrawal.

Another is saying Yze has got the Richmond job. 

The rumour of Gawn being a late withdrawal will not die a death.

In reality Gawn would have to have one of his legs amputated in order to miss tonight.

15 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Its part of a five foal breeding pack this one is From Behaviourism by Russian Revolution.

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What a blessed life - green grass to eat, strong legs to stride upon, and no idea about the MFC.

I'm guessing Gawn out rumor is nothing more than that but -- If he is and Grundy plays well and kicks four goals what happens next week. 


12 hours ago, DutchDemons said:

I predict we will either win or lose and the fans will either be really happy or really sad.

 

Go Dees!!

Judging by most post game threads, I’m surprised you’ve gone with happy. Really happy I cannot get behind.

1 minute ago, YearOfTheDees said:

I'm guessing Gawn out rumor is nothing more than that but -- If he is and Grundy plays well and kicks four goals what happens next week. 

@Dannyz literally told you he’s playing. 
Do not believe people’s so called friends. Believe him. 

3 minutes ago, Chook said:

I'm at home tonight as I've come down with a cold and my voice is shot unfortunately. With nothing better to do I've looked at last week's performance from every player and put a rough percentage of improvement we can expect from each (and in a few cases lower performance), and it looks pretty positive. Given we dominated much of the game but couldn't get over the line, the amount of growth in the group looks like we should be able to get the job done.

From my very unscientific analysis, the players we're most dependent on improving their performance from last week are Viney, Langdon, Pickett, Lever, and Fritsch. I've got Gawn and Spargo as downgrades from last week's performance (Spargo for van Rooyen, and although I don't rate van Rooyen's game from last week at least he has some height).

Will be nice to have James Jordon for the full game as well, a massive improvement on Angus Brayshaw who decided to take a nap after the first ten minutes and gave us nothing (sorry, bad joke).

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Interesting

i would have Hunter, ANB and Spargo with a bit more to give, mindful goals are what we lacked. 
the intangible being lowering the eyes indtead of bombing 20-30.

 
1 minute ago, Chook said:

What a blessed life - green grass to eat, strong legs to stride upon, and no idea about the MFC.

Tell you what the five of them are the most beautiful thing I have seen since Gawn hold that cup in the air.

Said it LW… and I’ll say it this week!

 

Kick straight and we WILL win. 
 

simples 


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