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Todd Goldstein

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46 minutes ago, Demonland said:

You rang ....

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I think I just threw up. 🤮

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

     After all, it’s amazing how important a role personalities play in such things.

     

    From the outside, it appeared this way.

    Thanks for confirming 😉

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    After all the pies concessions this year they will get their request to end the Bun deal and if he wants out of the MFC the club he goes will have to pay the full contract figure. Are the Swans or Anyone else interested at $1 mill + ? We might end up with him with us in 2024. 

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    On 9/28/2023 at 10:13 AM, Demonland said:

    You rang ....

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    I think I just threw up. 🤮

    These photoshops always look really enticing.

    Until now.

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    On 9/28/2023 at 11:00 AM, Jaded No More said:

    family guy vomit GIF

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    Thanks for the reminder, JNM.

    Recommended viewing, DL! (though possibly not for the weak-stomached...)

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    After all the pies concessions this year they will get their request to end the Bun deal and if he wants out of the MFC the club he goes will have to pay the full contract figure. Are the Swans or Anyone else interested at $1 mill + ? We might end up with him with us in 2024. 

    Pies aren't dumb... They have said they will ask after the trade is done.

    By doing this they have devalued our trade ability by the usual uncertainty that accompanies any legal opinion. Hard question .. will we guarantee the Swans that they only have to pay $650k per year

    It's a mess

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    To save you the trouble, herewith the extended-version consequences of Mason Ipecocs:

     

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    17 minutes ago, Demonland said:

     

    So he’s not leaving to win something then…

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    Strange decision going to Essendon 

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    5 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Strange decision going to Essendon 

    Obviously likes playing under Brad Scott.

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    31 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Strange decision going to Essendon 

    The reason given is that Essendon want to play a two ruck option and they need support for Drapper.  It makes sense in that light.

    As for not wanting a Premiership which club could he go to that is a serious contender and get a gig?

    It's a good decision from his point of view and because he's most likely going to play AFL rather than AFL/VFL he'll get a higher salary.  

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    17 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said:

     

    As for not wanting a Premiership which club could he go to that is a serious contender and get a gig?

     

    Port or Geelong, but neither must be interested. 

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    19 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Port or Geelong, but neither must be interested. 

    Both might involve uprooting family.

    I can see his thinking.

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    26 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Both might involve uprooting family.

    I can see his thinking.

    True.

    I suppose for a year he could commute to Geelong, but interstate was probably not on his radar. 

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    1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

    Port or Geelong, but neither must be interested. 

    At 35 he’s too young for the Cats.

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