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3 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Good to see you back on here mate.

Was randomly just thinking about how your brother was going at local level.

Thanks mate

He’s going great. Coaching Moe and they have a real shot to win the flag this season which they haven’t done since 1967.

Having another stellar year and dominating so much they wrote an article about him hahah

 

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2 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

Carnage tonight.

Expect T Mac to play like it is his last game and he has to go back to Edenhope tomorrow... 😍

He looked good on the walk around of the ground

Bigger than 80% of the team and a better hair cut than Fritta who, at least ,is out on the ground getting  used to a wet ball.

First lightning and thunder and it aint the Pies

 

According to https://www.lightningmaps.org Mazatlan in western Mexico is getting absolutely smashed with more than one bolt per second in a 10km box. But aside from sporadic action in Seymour, Victoria not getting hit much.

I love that site. I used to play a fun little game of finding street webcams in areas where super-storms were hitting. Once I got to see a Ferrari-Mazerati outdoor car show get obliterated in Dubrovnik.

This game can't start soon enough.


Our last few months have been encouraging in that we've been able to ratchet up the physicality and pressure and ultimately overwhelm teams with it. That is something we had not seen for the prior 12 months (it had been happening to us in fact). It is much more like our 2021 performance. 

We are going to get hit harder than we have been hit physically during this 3 year run tonight (starting with Max who they will smash physically by any means possible). Hopefully we hang tough for those first 20 minutes and give it back to them 10 fold.

Laurie = sub 

12 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Have you tried the Protestant v Catholic angle?

Just tell them Pies are MAGA supporters

 
1 hour ago, dees189227 said:

I hope we have the right boots on. Our players slip over on a normal day so tonight I do not want to our players falling over 

There’s only ONE type of modern boot I’m afraid — contrary to popular belief! Long stops banned many moons ago 😞 


7 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Laurie the sub 

Who is the sub for Collingwood?

Under an hour to go. I just wish someone could tell me the end result already so I know weather I'll be happy or angry 

Just now, Wodjathefirst said:

Who is the sub for Collingwood?

Ginnivan 

Interesting Dees now favourite on Sportsbet 


28 minutes ago, Wodjathefirst said:

Don’t the Ferals get the majority of seats in the AFL members area (which if to a degree offset by the number of Melbourne supporters in the MCC members area?

Then presuming that the rest of the ground (excluding corporates etc ) would be 50 / 50

 

Will be 53/47 dees way due to MCC 

1 minute ago, Wodjathefirst said:

Who is the sub for Collingwood?

Wasnt ginnivan named last night as their sub

I feel like we picked our best team, Pies have reacted to us, not the other way around, but must admit the wet worries me.

Cox selection is a hail mary, Viney needs to murder Cox early , preferably he gets sandwiched between Kozzie and Viney going full tilt. 

2 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Dees in the wet ???  Not good. Giants rolled us this year.  Our skills are 50/50 Cat Kitten GIF

 

Be lying if this wasn't a concern.

But they may be too tall and slow in the wet.

Seriously nervous now, heart is racing. We picked a team for these conditions, they picked a team to beat Gawn. We will win. 


14 minutes ago, Skuit said:

Which one are we?

We are, according to tradition, the fine and dignified Anglican wing. Though in true Anglican spirit we are happy to compromise and welcome anyone to the fold if it will get us [censored]. I mean, that's the whole original point of that church, right?

47 minutes to go. .. .. ..

 

Oof I estimate a total of 50-100 teeth got off that last tram… 

Made it to my Local Bar. Soaking Wet

Whiskey is the only thing to do

Let’s go Demons. 
 

Number 14 is waiting 


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