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Game over we are mentally weak, absolutely pathetic effort disgusting doesn’t even cut it not a chance in hell we win the flag if they can’t get there [censored] together for this, why Tomlinson gets dropped was a great decision well done goody 

 

They could easily be 8 goals up and this game would be done.

What the f..k is going on with us?

We know Joel Smith is a better forward than a defender.

We know May and Lever need a third defender to help them be effectual.

Petty and Tomlinson are our best third defenders.

Petty has somewhat cemented a role in the forward line.

Timlinson now can’t get a game and Smith is playing in defence.

Totally baffling.

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Just now, Jaded No More said:

This is so bad I just don’t understand how we don’t want this 😡😡😡😡

Baffling, isn’t it. You get what you deserve I guess. 


 
Just now, dees189227 said:

Van Rooyen can't mark today 

A lot of players can't do a lot of things today for us.


We are in second gear and it shows. Chandler's effort on the far wing a few minutes ago summed it up. Just assumed the North player wouldn't cover the spare or get there in time.

Thank Christ for Jack Viney.

I hope he tears the rest of the team a new one at half time. They all deserve it


That goal won't matter. They look like scoring every time they go forward.

Roo has been awful today. I think Grundy comes in for him next week.

If North get a priority pick, what do we get?

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

This is so bad I just don’t understand how we don’t want this 😡😡😡😡

Tried to warn you, it's all between the ears and Clarkson has played it perfectly. Still think we will win.


Goldstein always kills us. Sheer arrogance not to bring Grundy in this week.

Is Rivers playing? He has been unsighted 😬

 

Can Petty miss? Wow. Would be an absolute gift to go in less than 4 goals down after this half.


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