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And Carlton's season:

 

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4 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Stringer is the AFL’s Nelson Muntz.

Has reached his ideal playing height but not his ideal playing weight 

 
Just now, Demonland said:

Another free directly in front of goal.

The last 10 minutes has been appalling.  It’s almost crisis time for the AFL.

Blues have gone from 3-2 to 3-8

Voss is gone


After careful consideration I’ve decided that what the AFL is missing is more umpires and more free kicks 

 

I think I have come to the conclusion that I need therapy. One I am watching Essendon v Carlton and two this umpiring is as horrible as both of these clubs. 


When you watch Carlton you get no sense of a team playing together whatsoever.

This is a birthday de Koning will want to forget. 


6 minutes ago, Vipercrunch said:

The last 10 minutes has been appalling.  It’s almost crisis time for the AFL.

They don’t care.

Do we honestly see anything changing with Gil going?

He waited for the tackle and then ducked.

 

Why didn’t we trade for that Ranga kid Wright? He can kick a goal two. 

4 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Given the availability on offer in the top 4….surely not Essendon?

Those words just make me feel ill


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