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1 hour ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Paddy Dow is expected to get a chance to prove himself on the big stage tonight when Carlton face Melbourne at the MCG. Going to be Sub or so the report goes.

He’s a bust, take that to the bank

 
4 hours ago, Deebauched said:

No problem for Tricky Gill. His house is only minutes away from the G assuming he hasnt already jetted off 1st class to Europe for the summer.

Thats nice dear.

 

https://youtu.be/XOhZgAPn_CU

Gil at the kitchen table.

Edited by Little Goffy

Not liking tonight’s banner content:

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Uncharacteristically aggressive for us. 

 
4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not liking tonight’s banner content:

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Uncharacteristically aggressive for us. 

Well its what we want to see happen

8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not liking tonight’s banner content:

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Uncharacteristically aggressive for us. 

Just the tonic me thinks.

Crank things up and get back to somehwere near our best in time for Clarry's return & finish strongly coming into the bye


27 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

He’s a bust, take that to the bank

He's definitely a bust as a top 3 pick, but if you can pick him up as a delisted free agent or for a late pick it would be a smart option for depth. Dunstan will probably be delisted after this season.

I should be confident about tonight but I haven't seen much in the last month of footy to tell me that we are genuine this season. Hopefully it starts with them tonight.

Really hoping Smith can show something. His time is now, he either brings it this season or he's done.

Also looking for big games for Kozzie, Fritta, ANB, Spargo, and Chandler. Our small/mid forwards haven't been performing of late, we need our tackling pressure game to come back in a big way, especially leading into next week.

about to grab a pre game bite and a beverage.  Then onto public transport for the ride in.  Go dees!  Lets Make some noise!!!!

 

It’s MFCSS talking but I’m certain we’ll lose tonight. That is all 🙏

4 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

If we lose this, there’s going to be a MASSIVE spotlight on us.  After 2021, Demons dynasty was being proclaimed.  Now we’d be lucky to make the 8 if we lose tonight.  Form is a volatile mistress !!! 

If we lose, we are staring down five losses in a row! Pies and Cats (in Geelong) to come!


4 hours ago, DubDee said:

i’m up in Shep for reasons that escape me

on my 3rd pot at the local establishment. quaddies have been put on and dumb footy bets are on. 

when’s the bounce???

Cheap Reds Uncle???

2 hours ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Paddy Dow is expected to get a chance to prove himself on the big stage tonight when Carlton face Melbourne at the MCG. Going to be Sub or so the report goes.

Whats the bet he kicks the winning goal from an acute angle with a Torp from 65 meters out!🫢

12 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

If we lose, we are staring down five losses in a row! Pies and Cats (in Geelong) to come!

Some serious questions would need to be asked of the players and coach if we fall to 7-7 with a low to moderate injury list.

8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Start drinking early is always the preferred option fd !

 

Took your advice got into the scotch early have a bottle of cab sav breathing for game start and bottle in reserve in case of close game


5 minutes ago, forever demons said:

Took your advice got into the scotch early have a bottle of cab sav breathing for game start and bottle in reserve in case of close game

An excellent pre game routine fd !!

You should be in prime form by the first bounce.

14 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Some serious questions would need to be asked of the players and coach if we fall to 7-7 with a low to moderate injury list.

A loss to Voss would be the worst part.

1 hour ago, BangBnagBang said:

Whos spot does he take??

Underperforming players, Chandler, Spargo, McVee, even Langdon. Shake them up, best 23 isn't set yet, put a fire under them, perform, execute, or back to the 2nds for a week. Get JJ to take'em on, and see if he can do the spectacular instead of the team first. 

This little meeting out in the middle has been going for over half an hour. They seem really serious, no laughing or joviality whatsoever. 
 

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The obscured player is Gussy. 

Who's the SUB??


1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

This little meeting out in the middle has been going for over half an hour. They seem really serious, no laughing or joviality whatsoever. 
 

Ma

The obscured player is Gussy. 

Maybe they heard about your egg.

We are fine, clear night, spent the week in Melbourne, on prime time MCG.

They want to turn the season back our way.

Fight Dees, help each other, 1 percenters, swarm, play smart, get some tempo, hold our marks, convert our opportunities, and don't turnover in a handball panic.

Go Dees

Edited by kev martin

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

This little meeting out in the middle has been going for over half an hour. They seem really serious, no laughing or joviality whatsoever. 
 

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The obscured player is Gussy. 

Is that Lever, Gawn and who is standing with his head down?

 

Nibs practicing goal kicking…

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and nailing them!


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