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GAMEDAY: Rd 07 vs North Melbourne

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4 minutes ago, MoeSyzlak said:

One of the few low lights. Happy to play behind and stand there while getting beaten in the ruck and looks like he’s on ice skates the way he never keeps his feet. 

And he's just so loose. That contest in front of the Olympic stand he should have halved but ended up 2 metres in front of his opponent while they just took an easy ball.

1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

And their mothers are ugly.

Draft after draft of ugly, ugly players. 

 

How beautiful is it to be pantsing Norf Melbourne. 
Cathartic indeed. 

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    What is this relaxed feeling at half time, and thinking we’ll probably win? Enjoying the game from the 4th level…. 

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    4 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    And their mothers are ugly.

    And their fathers stink of elderberry (Python fans only)

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    One of the rare occasions where even the game day thread is full of positivity. There’s still time I guess. 
    I remember late 2013 when North did the same thing to us, Boomer’s six in Hobart, Andrew Swallow in 2007, Brad Scott punching the air as the rubbish Roos ended up costing us finals in 2017. I have little sympathy for North and want this margin doubled. 

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    7 minutes ago, Spargonicus said:

    Minus a broke leg, I guess…but yeah, looks fairly…free spirited…

    I meant in terms of the opposition’s intensity. It’s non existent from north tonight 

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    I literally feel nothing for Norf. Long may we continue to destroy them. 

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    Clarkson has destroyed Dees when he coached the Hawks. 
     

    Roos have beaten us up many many times. 
     

    Time to be ruthless and get a 100 point win.  
     

    or are we just too comfortable now after 2021. 
     

    Smash them !!!! 

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    Just now, BDA said:

    I meant in terms of the opposition’s intensity. It’s non existent from north tonight 

    They don't half half the effort of Richmond last Mon

    2 hours ago, Billy said:

    You need to get some new friends 

    Nah it’s all good! Every time Grundy gets the ball I keep asking ‘How goods Grundy?’


    Just now, Jaded No More said:

    I literally feel nothing for Norf. Long may we continue to destroy them. 

    We need at least a better streak than they had over us.

    Clarry on the bench. Tanking 😂

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    1 hour ago, layzie said:

    Kozzie's kicked a couple maybe everyone will get off his back?

    Must've signed his contract already 😜

    Need to maintain the rage in the second half and really continue the pumping.


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