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Just now, kev martin said:

Mitch white

How great of the football club to let Mitch White partake in the rehab group with the footy club.

Absolutely no coincidence our AFL and VFL alignment is one of not best in the country.

 
1 hour ago, Lucifers Hero said:

 

I had the same reaction.  The metric system came in in 1966.

Not sure where daisy has been for nearly 50 years...🤔 or he has an odd definition of 'woke'.

Sorry, that's not quite right. Decimal currency came in on 14 February 1966. The metric system for weights and measures was not introduced until 1971.

There was an exception to allow the term "Collingwood 6 footer" to continue to be used to describe people who were just under 183cm, as long as they were also either illiterate, in gaol or both.

So Petty, JVR and resting ruck fwd?

May and Lever can look after Tigers small fwd line

 
37 minutes ago, kev martin said:

Mitch white

Back next week for Casey


11 minutes ago, 12345_54321 said:

Anyone see Melksham today? Was listed for Casey but didn’t suit up and isn’t in our emergencies.  

Didnt notice him out there

2 hours ago, 12345_54321 said:

Anyone see Melksham today? Was listed for Casey but didn’t suit up and isn’t in our emergencies.  

I was at Casey on Friday and saw he copped a knock about half way through the session. He went off for treatment on the sidelines and didn’t finish the session, only some runs along the boundary. Just an observation.

Edited by Dee Zephyr

 
4 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Sorry, that's not quite right. Decimal currency came in on 14 February 1966. The metric system for weights and measures was not introduced until 1971.

Google let me down!

Edited by Lucifers Hero

6 hours ago, DubDee said:

T Mac has runs on the board. Schache has 7 seasons of not performing at AFL level

Have a look at his performance for Casey today. And think again.


4 hours ago, Demonland said:

He wasn't training at Gosch's today.

He was sitting in the players seats at Casey today, watching .I saw him.

Schache is going to surprise some people with his capabilities.

He’s a good recruit for us.

7 hours ago, daisycutter said:

joke, joyce

knew it would trigger mr stone

Just thought of Graham Kennedy.

14 hours ago, DubDee said:

T Mac has runs on the board. Schache has 7 seasons of not performing at AFL level

Tmac kicked 4 goals 2 weeks ago. Although I don't think it's a bad thing to see if Schache is up to it. His Casey form has been good.  Might be the sub. 

14 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

So just his usual complexion then 

Agree JNM Clarry is always a whiter shade of pale !!

I think 95% of Dees  fans would be happy to have Clarry in the team any color from gaunt green to 50 shades of gray. 

He would still get over 30 disposals!! 


13 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Sorry, that's not quite right. Decimal currency came in on 14 February 1966. The metric system for weights and measures was not introduced until 1971.

There was an exception to allow the term "Collingwood 6 footer" to continue to be used to describe people who were just under 183cm, as long as they were also either illiterate, in gaol or both.

Or had no front teeth!!

44 minutes ago, 58er said:

Agree JNM Clarry is always a whiter shade of pale !!

I think 95% of Dees  fans would be happy to have Clarry in the team any color from gaunt green to 50 shades of gray. 

He would still get over 30 disposals!! 

95%?????? 

Make that 110% of àll Dees supporters

21 hours ago, Demonstone said:

The metric system is "woke" now?  :blink:

How about 4.33 cubits?

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