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NON-MFC: Rd 05 2023

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Just now, Vipercrunch said:

Haven’t seen that much blood coming out of a head gash for a long time!!!

Francis Bourke vibes 

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    Just now, DubDee said:

    good sizzle in this package hey BT

     

    yep, brayshaw just said that. he is an adult man in his forties 

    I thought he’s much older than that?

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    Are all of these games "sold out" because the SA government bought up all of the unsold tickets?

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    16 minutes ago, adonski said:

    God I hope we don't go after Ben King, heartless

    I'll second that

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    1 minute ago, DubDee said:

    good sizzle in this package hey BT

     

    yep, brayshaw just said that. he is an adult man in his forties 

    He’s a disaster.  40’s is generous.  Be close to 60 I would have thought.

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    4 minutes ago, Vipercrunch said:

    Cochrane’s a big part of their problem.  The media love him which I just don’t understand.  Surely the buck has to stop with him for the list management disaster that ended up with Bowes and Pick 7 going to Geelong.  Most other clubs would have been rightly crucified for that mess.

    stopped being president after round 2 (end of march)

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    4 minutes ago, Vipercrunch said:

    Cochrane’s a big part of their problem.  The media love him which I just don’t understand.  Surely the buck has to stop with him for the list management disaster that ended up with Bowes and Pick 7 going to Geelong.  Most other clubs would have been rightly crucified for that mess.

    Yeah I agree. He's the good bloke president and not even that nice.

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    28 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Woe is us. Dockers now in eighth place.

    they have dogs bears swans and cats in the next 5

    we’ll be right 😊

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    reckon this is Dusty’s last season

    sad to see a legend decline so quickly 

    how many flags would the Tigers have without him? maybe 1

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    2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    reckon this is Dusty’s last season

    sad to see a legend decline so quickly 

    how many flags would the Tigers have without him? maybe 1

    Doesnt his contract run till end of 2024?  

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    10 minutes ago, Vipercrunch said:

    He’s a disaster.  40’s is generous.  Be close to 60 I would have thought.

    55, nearly 56 (James Brayshaw)

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    31 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Did not know that! 

    They broke a 21 year playoff drought last year.

    So much 2018 MFC about it. And they even won the first series v Toronto.

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    2 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

    Doesnt his contract run till end of 2024?  

    not sure but Dusty can write his own ticket at this point

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    7 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    reckon this is Dusty’s last season

    sad to see a legend decline so quickly 

    how many flags would the Tigers have without him? maybe 1

    How many would they have won with the high fend off rule being used?

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    4 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

    55, nearly 56 (James Brayshaw)

    55 yo man tries to be cool saying sizzle in his package and wheels and mitts etc.

    how embarrassing. 

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    1 hour ago, FarNorthernD said:

    Ok, so that was disappointing. Let’s look at the positive though and work out who would be good to pinch from Gold Coast. 

    Only one, Ben King. Van Rooyen can always move to CHB once May retires if need be.

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    1 minute ago, John Demonic said:

    How many would they have won with the high fend off rule being used?

    still 3.

    Dusty is a gun. 

    Still happy we went for Scully and Trenners, don’t get me wrong 😬

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    5 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    still 3.

    Dusty is a gun. 

    Still happy we went for Scully and Trenners, don’t get me wrong 😬

    A few HTB/Fend off calls might have swung that Port Prelim! :laugh:

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    Strange behind. The ball hit some loose strapping. If tethered properly the ball won;t have hit it

    Edited by BDA

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    31 minutes ago, BDA said:

    Whats Nick Vlastuin complaining about. He blatantly pushed the Swans player in the back. obvious free kick

    He complained because Papley added the mayo and milked a free. Such a [censored]. Vlastuin’s a class player.

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