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NON-MFC: Round 23, 2022

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2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

"And the Melbourne fans are going....."

IIRC it was "And the Melbourne fans are going absolutely....." with nothing else added. Either way it was a carp bit of commentary.

Stood out like dogs thingies at the time.

Cripps not playing well 

 

Carlton plenty of the play can't capitalise 


You know you've made it when your club is mentioned as a third party to the game that is going on in front of the commentators.

Cox is an ugly player. 

Ugly to watch, and ugly of the mind. 
 

 

2 minutes ago, ding said:

IIRC it was "And the Melbourne fans are going absolutely....." with nothing else added. Either way it was a carp bit of commentary.

Stood out like dogs thingies at the time.

You blokes need to watch the grand final more. The quote was "And the Melbourne fans have gone unbelievably."

Still wondering where we went, and why it was so unbelievable.

 
3 minutes ago, loges said:

Cripps not playing well 

Ah Chee is probably shaking his head right now..

Cox needs to be rubbed out for these dirty knees in ruck contests. Dog acts that need to be punished. 


Putting this on the table right now, if Cripps doesn't take over this game he loses an AA spot 

32 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

I reckon I saw that Carlton "Get F@#$%d" female fan from last week having more to say.

Yep, I reckon it was the same girl for sure!

3 minutes ago, Chook said:

You blokes need to watch the grand final more. The quote was "And the Melbourne fans have gone unbelievably."

Still wondering where we went, and why it was so unbelievable.

haha yeah, i knew it was something like that. Thanks. Saves me looking it up again.

Just now, GCDee said:

Cox needs to be rubbed out for these dirty knees in ruck contests. Dog acts that need to be punished. 

This.  Did it to Max, and again today.  [censored] of the highest order and AFL needs to stamp it out.  Most other ruckmen in the league put body on the line and contest, this blokes first thought is knee up.  He is either gutless or just plain dirty...


7 minutes ago, loges said:

Cripps not playing well 

Had 17 possies so far. 

6 minutes ago, ding said:

IIRC it was "And the Melbourne fans are going absolutely....." with nothing else added. Either way it was a carp bit of commentary.

Stood out like dogs thingies at the time.

Thanks ding , you are correct.

I forgot the "absolutely" which makes it even worse because it was an adverb of degree creating more expectancy.😃

You have a good memory.

7 minutes ago, loges said:

Carlton plenty of the play can't capitalise 

They are about half a second off the pace. Not taking the ball cleanly, waiting for the bounce. 
Curnow can’t kick so far

3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Thanks ding , you are correct.

I forgot the "absolutely" which makes it even worse because it was an adverb of degree creating more expectancy.😃

You have a good memory.

lol see above... my memory was wrong as well.


25 minutes ago, Demonland said:
Numeracy levels in Sydnee are that low?

Edited by Tarax Club
1+1=3?

 
Just now, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Max King just dobbed a near impossible goal.

Could it be his night?

Cross everything you have BBP!


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