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1 minute ago, DubDee said:

The Irish beat the Kiwis again last night so you guys  should be safe tonight!

This place is a bit of a United Nations Dub ...... so  SirWYL will probably manage to offend someone ! 

 

The $5 for over 40pts is looking juicy. Demons to make a statement. Kozzi and Fritsch to kick 9 between them

For those worried about Port. Their record away from the Oval is 2 from 7. Wins Are North and a one point win against Saints in cairns in the slop. 

they have a weak underbelly away and we will crush them!!

 
2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Shouldn’t be hard to spot you then. 😁

I’ll buy you a 🍺!

*goes home stone penniless broke having bought every single bloke wearing a Demons scarf a beer*

Just cut to the chase and get a room ,you 2


9 minutes ago, forever demons said:

Just cut to the chase and get a room ,you 2

You do know @joeboyreads these comments, right? 
 

just ignore this, hubby. Forever Demons is on drugs. 🫢

Given how tight things are in the top 4 and our run home this is a must win game for us and expect us to get up in a tight game. Max to spend a lot of time forward and kick 4. Viney to stand up again and I think Harmes will play a big game. Dees by 4 goals 

I think we’re in for a touch up today. 
 

Power by 38. 

 
22 minutes ago, DubDee said:

The $5 for over 40pts is looking juicy. Demons to make a statement. Kozzi and Fritsch to kick 9 between them

Yep, and with the good weather up there

Multi that into Over 156.5 pts, your two goal kickers and 20 touches for the usual suspects, makes for a nice little 6 leg payday

25 point win. Too many 2013 vibes in here.


Our best is superior to their best.

trust in our leaders to bring it to the game today 

31 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This place is a bit of a United Nations Dub ...... so  SirWYL will probably manage to offend someone ! 

Just saw a bloke in a Filth Jumper, he had the audacity to say “Goodmorning!!”

I nearly lost my breakfast

How many teeth of his were badly worn?

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2 minutes ago, 640MD said:

How many teeth of his were black ?

He runs a Boxing Gym in Phuket so I didn’t ask :)

5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

He runs a Boxing Gym in Phuket so I didn’t ask :)

Very sensible. I would not have asked either if I knew that


2 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Very sensible. I would not have asked either if I knew that

I remember seeing open Boxing Gyms in Koh Samui back in the 90’s. Serious business down there

Lot of Aussie’s come up to train before bouts 

1 hour ago, loges said:

Its\'s a new wave of MFCSS

Yep PPMFCSS,  Post Premiership MFCSS.

19 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Very sensible. I would not have asked either if I knew that

Cowards

 

....I'm 50 odd and have discovered and trained in the ultimate self defence mechanism.l and haven't lost a fight in eons.

Middle distance running.

3 hours ago, loges said:

Small forwards need to do what they're there for get involved and crumb some goals apart from pressuring 

They will today.


1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Cowards

 

....I'm 50 odd and have discovered and trained in the ultimate self defence mechanism.l and haven't lost a fight in eons.

Middle distance running.

Well this bloke was twice my size and i walk with canes, so not saying a word was by far my best form of defence!!

i want to watch today’s game…

5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Well this bloke was twice my size and i walk with canes, so not saying a word was by far my best form of defence!!

i want to watch today’s game…

Right call then Sir.

Unless their pointy ones.

I hope you do get to enjoy today 

For some reason I feel very confident even with Oliver out.

Feel like I've been vaccinated against mfcss.

Edited by leave it to deever

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You do know @joeboyreads these comments, right? 
 

just ignore this, hubby. Forever Demons is on drugs. 🫢

is joeboy your meaningful  other

Edited by forever demons
spell check

 
2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Right call then Sir.

Unless their pointy ones.

I hope you do get to enjoy today 

For some reason I feel very confident even with Oliver out.

Feel like I've been vaccinated against mfcss.

Some of our fringe players get their chance today. They have to perform to earn respect and there opportunity to play in Finals

These are the games they simply have to do it

7 seem very focused on Port today.


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