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But thy really let themselves down kicking goals.

 Eg CP has kicked 9g 11 bh

Suppose you take what you get😃

 

DubDee saying what everyone is thinking. 🤣

still Loveya Deeves 

 

Petracca has kicked 20+ points, I wish it was only 11. 
mind you he should have had a goal last week but Fritta was selfish.

Trac never looks confident with his set shots, and if perception is reality, then the coaches and himself, need to rectify his technique so that soda's are just that!


1 hour ago, Gorgoroth said:

Petracca has kicked 20+ points, I wish it was only 11. 
mind you he should have had a goal last week but Fritta was selfish.

Would have been nice for the confidence.

Tipping Trac's got a 30 possession / 4.0 goal  game coming up within the next few weeks.

Not too fussed about Clarry. He's a non goal kicking midfielder who's job is to supply the goals more so than kick them himself.

Edited by Bring-Back-Powell

 
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On 6/28/2022 at 9:42 PM, DubDee said:

WTF dude

I did say they were footy GODS.

It's pretty much the highest praise you can give them.

But Tracc is great a snaps ao dribble kicks like the one in th gf.

It's the only area he could improve it and he doesn't have to do too much improvement.

Carry the same.

It's a statistical fact that's all. I did quantify by saying the are Ecclesiastical footy extreme champions.

So I don't really get the wtf.

To be quite frank you can take your acronym and sticking up your proverbial ask.

Aa anger management course might be good for you as well.

Or at leasatfor the poor souls in your life ( if there are many?)

Cheers

ps welcome to BLOCK

A wonderful accessory that I'm sure people around you could apply to you in absolutely everyday possible.

They could see you walk past or hear you prattle on but it would not matter.

Fortunately for them you no longer exist.

How marvellous life would be for them and everyone if we could have this app expanded.

😀

Edited by leave it to deever


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2 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

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Tx D's...but I got evicted just because I said the counsellor saying GOOSFRABA was a load of horse ship.

Besides....I'm usually on the money.

As Aristotle said.. "Anybody can become angry..that is easy, but to be angry with thr right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way...that is not within everybody 's power and is not easy.

 

But in a clear moment of introspection I know I'm so much better at this.

Peace be with you my son.

 

This is a very school holidays type post haha.


Both missed sitters against Brisbane, Oliver streaming into an open goal in the 3rd and Tracca a simple set shot on 3/4 time.

If they fixed that they would be the best 1-2 combo in recent history.

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13 hours ago, Demonstone said:

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My dear passed mother used to talk on the old corded phone for hours while doing housework 

Answering the iron was my poor dad's biggest fear.

It made him angry too. He also hated the expression WTF.

1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Both missed sitters against Brisbane, Oliver streaming into an open goal in the 3rd and Tracca a simple set shot on 3/4 time.

If they fixed that they would be the best 1-2 combo in recent history.

It all comes down to practice at training. Repetitive actions same routine. I'd love for Trac to stop flipping the ball as he walks in with his set shots for starters. Keep it simple, almost robotic - block out all the external noise. However, I don't think players spend much time practicing their kicking for goal at training other than some forwards. In reality they should be able to get 75% of their shots for goal  (3 out of 4) inside fifty other than boundary shots., which are  maybe 1 in 4.

Viney is the true god, which is why he wears Kenny Dalglish’s Number 7. Oh sorry, wrong sport! 😂

I have not been on Demonland for a while and this is the first thread I walk into. I must admit, it did give me a laugh.


35 minutes ago, Emerald said:

I have not been on Demonland for a while and this is the first thread I walk into. I must admit, it did give me a laugh.

Where have you been?  Get a life. 🙂

Trac and Ollie are GODzillas

 

15 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

I did say they were footy GODS.

It's pretty much the highest praise you can give them.

But Tracc is great a snaps ao dribble kicks like the one in th gf.

It's the only area he could improve it and he doesn't have to do too much improvement.

Carry the same.

It's a statistical fact that's all. I did quantify by saying the are Ecclesiastical footy extreme champions.

So I don't really get the wtf.

To be quite frank you can take your acronym and sticking up your proverbial ask.

Aa anger management course might be good for you as well.

Or at leasatfor the poor souls in your life ( if there are many?)

Cheers

ps welcome to BLOCK

A wonderful accessory that I'm sure people around you could apply to you in absolutely everyday possible.

They could see you walk past or hear you prattle on but it would not matter.

Fortunately for them you no longer exist.

How marvellous life would be for them and everyone if we could have this app expanded.

😀

Apologies, the wtf was meant as a flippant gag.
Cheers, Dub

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3 hours ago, Demonland said:

Petracca has actually kicked 9 goals 21 behinds this season.

In his career he has kicked 132 goals 108 behinds.

Oliver has kicked 2 goals 6 behinds this season.

In his career he has kicked 42 goals 45 behinds.

Tx very much for that. MR Dland.

Not as bad stats as I thought. Especially Clarry's

Tracca just having a wayward year goal wise. But they both certainly stepped up in the granny when the heat was on.

Some othe positives are ANB.......MAX and FRITTTA have really stepped up in this department.

And KOZZIES just a star that could dob one from the dodgy top seats I've had to endure from time to time.

(Not that those seats bothered me of course).

 
21 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Tx very much for that. MR Dland.

Not as bad stats as I thought. Especially Clarry's

Tracca just having a wayward year goal wise. But they both certainly stepped up in the granny when the heat was on.

Some othe positives are ANB.......MAX and FRITTTA have really stepped up in this department.

And KOZZIES just a star that could dob one from the dodgy top seats I've had to endure from time to time.

(Not that those seats bothered me of course).

Nibbler has been terrible in front of the big sticks this season with 3 goals 12 behinds. 

He has 82 goals 64 behinds throughout his career. 

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47 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Apologies, the wtf was meant as a flippant gag.
Cheers, Dub

Tx Dd.

It's all good.

People are often unjust to anger - it can be enlivening and a lot of fun and often essential when dealing with those poor souls working for Telcos that have outsourced Everything.😆

Besides its game day against those ferral S.A  fans of a delightfully dim club. Another4 points to add to our tally. 

Maybe Dstones correct......I need to go back to my fury farm.

 

1 hour ago, Thehardtackler said:

Viney is the true god, which is why he wears Kenny Dalglish’s Number 7. Oh sorry, wrong sport! 😂

And Sparrow allowed to wear the 666.


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