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The TRAINING without the Trackwatchers Thread

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The paucity of trackwatcher reports not a problem! In the spirit of synthetic test cricket calls we shall glean the pre-season zeitgeist from the odd occasional brief interview, snippet of vision or Ben Gibson's Training Gallery. Speaking of which Snap #29  Whose accompanying Kade Chandler?  Add this Ex-Brighton Grammarian to our list in a heartbeat!


I just love this constant focus on what we stand for. It can only be good if it is genuine, and I believe it is

17 hours ago, Demonland said:

MONDAY 24TH JANUARY 2022

 

Please do not fall across this mans knees - freaks me out

18 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

If there are no trackwatchers can we be sure that training happened?

This is a deep philosophical question that has come down the seasons in many forms.  (If you make a prediction for the flag/b&f/ norm etc to your wife and she doesnt hear you, are you still wrong?)

I think we should go back to the earliest answer recorded; Yes, God saw it.  (Snr or Jnr).

 

6 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

Looks like a Rock Paper Scissors gone wrong !! 

25 minutes ago, 58er said:

Looks like a Rock Paper Scissors gone wrong !! 

or a sore finger, nail or knuckle


On 1/24/2022 at 3:52 PM, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

If there are no trackwatchers can we be sure that training happened? Can't be too sure in the era of deep fakes, 5G and something to do with Bill Gates.

 

On 1/25/2022 at 10:05 AM, Jontee said:

This is a deep philosophical question that has come down the seasons in many forms.  (If you make a prediction for the flag/b&f/ norm etc to your wife and she doesnt hear you, are you still wrong?)

I think we should go back to the earliest answer recorded; Yes, God saw it.  (Snr or Jnr).

Please don’t tell me that since the GF wasn’t at the G or even in our time zone that maybe we didn’t win at all - a total Chanel 7 fabrication (like the so called moon landing)🤭

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1 hour ago, monoccular said:

 

Please don’t tell me that since the GF wasn’t at the G or even in our time zone that maybe we didn’t win at all - a total Chanel 7 fabrication (like the so called moon landing)🤭

I was there. It happened. It was glorious 😀

Here's hoping we start getting training reviews today. Fingers crossed. 

 

12 hours ago, monoccular said:

 

Please don’t tell me that since the GF wasn’t at the G or even in our time zone that maybe we didn’t win at all - a total Chanel 7 fabrication (like the so called moon landing)🤭

Well   The club must just do it again. Only so all the doubters can be assured that the mighty ducks.  Sorry. Dees are indeed the best team in the land. But I concede your question. To win in WA when I was not there,  did it really happen or was I dreaming 


 

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