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I love reading the content on here, but rarely am I logged in, or have much to contribute.

It is however appropriate I get a new user name though.

Somehow how the current situation doesn't fit my bleak outlook in 2009 when I created the account.

I will adopt the best suggestion that is not offensive to others.

 

Regards,

the soon to be changed "premiers in my lifetime?"

 

Just change the question mark to an exclamation point...done!

 

The poster formerly know as Premiers in my lifetime?

 

On the subject, maybe I should change mine to Happy in Heaven???


I really like it when people do bad puns featuring players names. Pick a player, make a pun. Eg.

Hung, Gawn and Quartered
Technicolour Gawn
The darkest hour is right before the Gawn
The Thrill is Gawn

The dumber the better please.

Back to back?

Its finally coming home

Selfless Demons

the Curse is Gawn

Clarrington Steel

2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

I really like it when people do bad puns featuring players names. Pick a player, make a pun. Eg.

Hung, Gawn and Quartered
Technicolour Gawn
The darkest hour is right before the Gawn
The Thrill is Gawn

The dumber the better please.

Feelin Gawny?

 

Ok, I thought of a great/terrible one for all the Coolio fans in the house….

‘As I walk through the Clarry of the shadow of death’ 

Ill stop now, I promise.


Father Jack the Rabbit

I wasn’t planning on changing my username, but after hearing JB say “Bang Bang Bang” for the 100th time I though I liked the sound of it. 
Love seeing Jaded’s new name too. She’s been on here as long as anyone. @Jaded No More

Might be a bit too long but how about:

You know that thing I questioned would ever happen in my lifetime? Well it happened!

29 minutes ago, MadAsHell said:

The poster formerly know as Premiers in my lifetime?

 

On the subject, maybe I should change mine to Happy in Heaven???

I played the old song “I’m in Heaven” 

the line “dancing cheek to cheek” goes

”going back to back” 


Fivepeat Fred

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