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Need a new user name

premiers in my lifetime?
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I love reading the content on here, but rarely am I logged in, or have much to contribute.

It is however appropriate I get a new user name though.

Somehow how the current situation doesn't fit my bleak outlook in 2009 when I created the account.

I will adopt the best suggestion that is not offensive to others.

 

Regards,

the soon to be changed "premiers in my lifetime?"

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    Just change the question mark to an exclamation point...done!

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    The poster formerly know as Premiers in my lifetime?

     

    On the subject, maybe I should change mine to Happy in Heaven???

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    I really like it when people do bad puns featuring players names. Pick a player, make a pun. Eg.

    Hung, Gawn and Quartered
    Technicolour Gawn
    The darkest hour is right before the Gawn
    The Thrill is Gawn

    The dumber the better please.

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    Back to back?

    Its finally coming home

    Selfless Demons

    the Curse is Gawn

    Clarrington Steel

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    2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

    I really like it when people do bad puns featuring players names. Pick a player, make a pun. Eg.

    Hung, Gawn and Quartered
    Technicolour Gawn
    The darkest hour is right before the Gawn
    The Thrill is Gawn

    The dumber the better please.

    Feelin Gawny?

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    Ok, I thought of a great/terrible one for all the Coolio fans in the house….

    ‘As I walk through the Clarry of the shadow of death’ 

    Ill stop now, I promise.

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    Father Jack the Rabbit

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    I wasn’t planning on changing my username, but after hearing JB say “Bang Bang Bang” for the 100th time I though I liked the sound of it. 
    Love seeing Jaded’s new name too. She’s been on here as long as anyone. @Jaded No More

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    Might be a bit too long but how about:

    You know that thing I questioned would ever happen in my lifetime? Well it happened!

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    29 minutes ago, MadAsHell said:

    The poster formerly know as Premiers in my lifetime?

     

    On the subject, maybe I should change mine to Happy in Heaven???

    I played the old song “I’m in Heaven” 

    the line “dancing cheek to cheek” goes

    ”going back to back” 

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    Fivepeat Fred

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