Jump to content

Featured Replies

Posted

I love reading the content on here, but rarely am I logged in, or have much to contribute.

It is however appropriate I get a new user name though.

Somehow how the current situation doesn't fit my bleak outlook in 2009 when I created the account.

I will adopt the best suggestion that is not offensive to others.

 

Regards,

the soon to be changed "premiers in my lifetime?"

 

Just change the question mark to an exclamation point...done!

 

The poster formerly know as Premiers in my lifetime?

 

On the subject, maybe I should change mine to Happy in Heaven???


I really like it when people do bad puns featuring players names. Pick a player, make a pun. Eg.

Hung, Gawn and Quartered
Technicolour Gawn
The darkest hour is right before the Gawn
The Thrill is Gawn

The dumber the better please.

Back to back?

Its finally coming home

Selfless Demons

the Curse is Gawn

Clarrington Steel

2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

I really like it when people do bad puns featuring players names. Pick a player, make a pun. Eg.

Hung, Gawn and Quartered
Technicolour Gawn
The darkest hour is right before the Gawn
The Thrill is Gawn

The dumber the better please.

Feelin Gawny?

 

Ok, I thought of a great/terrible one for all the Coolio fans in the house….

‘As I walk through the Clarry of the shadow of death’ 

Ill stop now, I promise.


Father Jack the Rabbit

I wasn’t planning on changing my username, but after hearing JB say “Bang Bang Bang” for the 100th time I though I liked the sound of it. 
Love seeing Jaded’s new name too. She’s been on here as long as anyone. @Jaded No More

Might be a bit too long but how about:

You know that thing I questioned would ever happen in my lifetime? Well it happened!

29 minutes ago, MadAsHell said:

The poster formerly know as Premiers in my lifetime?

 

On the subject, maybe I should change mine to Happy in Heaven???

I played the old song “I’m in Heaven” 

the line “dancing cheek to cheek” goes

”going back to back” 


Fivepeat Fred

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • PREGAME: St. Kilda

    The Demons come face to face with St. Kilda for the second time this season for their return clash at Marvel Stadium on Sunday. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Like
    • 84 replies
  • PODCAST: Carlton

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Tuesday, 22nd July @ 8:00pm. Join Binman & I as we dissect the Dees disappointing loss to Carlton at the MCG.
    Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
    Listen LIVE: https://demonland.com/

      • Like
    • 19 replies
  • VOTES: Carlton

    Captain Max Gawn still has a massive lead in the Demonland Player of the Year Award from Christian Petracca, Jake Bowey, Kozzy Pickett & Clayton Oliver. Your votes please; 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • Like
    • 21 replies
  • POSTGAME: Carlton

    A near full strength Demons were outplayed all night against a Blues outfit that was under the pump and missing at least 9 or 10 of the best players. Time for some hard decisions to be made across the board.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 291 replies
  • GAMEDAY: Carlton

    It's Game Day and Clarry's 200th game and for anyone who hates Carlton as much as I do this is our Grand Final. Go Dees.

      • Clap
      • Haha
      • Love
      • Like
    • 669 replies
  • PREVIEW: Carlton

    Good evening, Demon fans and welcome back to the Demonland Podcast ... it’s time to discuss this week’s game against the Blues. Will the Demons celebrate Clayton Oliver’s 200th game with a victory? We have a number of callers waiting on line … Leopold Bloom: Carlton and Melbourne are both out of finals contention with six wins and eleven losses, and are undoubtedly the two most underwhelming and disappointing teams of 2025. Both had high expectations at the start of participating and advancing deep into the finals, but instead, they have consistently underperformed and disappointed themselves and their supporters throughout the year. However, I am inclined to give the Demons the benefit of the doubt, as they have made some progress in addressing their issues after a disastrous start. In contrast, the Blues are struggling across the board and do not appear to be making any notable improvements. They are regressing, and a significant loss is looming on Saturday night. Max Gawn in the ruck will be huge and the Demon midfield have a point to prove after lowering their colours in so many close calls.

    • 0 replies