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3 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Lyon still has such passion for the footy club. 

That shot of Gary  laughing at Max kicking his fourth goal said it all.

 

12 minutes ago, Watson11 said:

This edit to Wikipedia is hilarious.

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That's the best.

1 minute ago, Spargonicus said:

This one was good too 

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Im giggling.

 

Can someone remind me the website a DL user has set up with all Dees media? 
heartbeatstrue.com or something? 

1 hour ago, Demon4Life said:

Full game calls from SEN, ABC, 3AW & Triple M here:

 https://youtube.com/user/harrypotter6116

Thanks @Demon4Life Glorius day here, so gardening and beach but will watch a replay tonight before the other prelim.
Any recommendations on which commentary is best to listen to? SEN, ABC, 3AW or MMM?

There’s another Titanic clip going around with Max’s 50 metre bomb. Viney and Max doing their best Jack and Rose impersonation.

Edited by Dee Zephyr

17 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

There’s another Titanic clip going around with Max’s 50 metre bomb. Viney and Max doing their best Jack and Rose impersonation.

That was hilarious when Jack picked Maxy up!

BTW who was on Gary Rohan last night?
A One posession game!
It would be great to see a Gary Rohan highlights package.


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This one critiques each cat's player.

Eg.  

23. Gary Rohan

A disaster. Statless at half-time then subbed out with a hamstring injury in the third term with one kick to his name. Now goalless 12 times in 23 finals, including in five of his past seven across past two seasons. 1

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/teams/geelong-cats/afl-finals-2021-geelong-cats-player-ratings-vs-melbourne-first-preliminary-final-reviews-stats-best-and-worst-players/news-story/afe35c6fc99f6a37182b61b926458b39

Edited by leave it to deever

12 minutes ago, Brownie said:

That was hilarious when Jack picked Maxy up!

BTW who was on Gary Rohan last night?
A One posession game!
It would be great to see a Gary Rohan highlights package.

It looked like Salem picked him up. Salem was pretty much running around as he pleased (29 possessions) and Bowie would zone off onto Rohan when needed.  It was an unbelievably good defence last night.

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8 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

Best of them all and well worth the read. Tx.

Garry and Max hugging in the rooms before Gaz interviewed him was just great. I've heard Neita on the radio today and the current players know just how much a win in 2 weeks would mean for everyone. 


1 hour ago, Brownie said:

Thanks @Demon4Life Glorius day here, so gardening and beach but will watch a replay tonight before the other prelim.
Any recommendations on which commentary is best to listen to? SEN, ABC, 3AW or MMM?

I just finished listening to the 3AW call and plan to listen to the other three over the next few days. Enjoyed hearing Shaw pre-game talk about Stanley needing to kick goals to make Max accountable as Stanley is the more likely goal scorer of the two. Also really enjoyed hearing the respect from Lloyd for this outfit and the WCE boundary rider (Schofield I think?) eating his words about the scars from the 2018 prelim we might be carrying

In the style of Sliding Doors:

 

IF…Melbourne win the Grand Final in two weeks time…

THEN…Garry Lyon should present the Premiership Cup
 

(Too soon?)

 

If anyone reading this is capable of preparing it, I'd love to see one of those multi-call videos where Gawn's running goal from 70m is repeated with every TV and radio commentary available.

Edit: and Gawn's second quarter monster snap!

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