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Jess Gawn to deliver during finals?

The Panglossian
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A friend just rang in panic about the possibility of Mrs Gawn having her first baby during the finals, making it impossible for Max to quarantine in Perth.

Does anyone know when she’s due?

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    2 minutes ago, Deeman said:

    As long as Maxy delivers the goods on grand final day, I’ll be happy.

    This is too serious to be whimsical.

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    9 minutes ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

    A friend just rang in panic about the possibility of Mrs Gawn having her first baby during the finals, making it impossible for Max to quarantine in Perth.

    Does anyone know when she’s due?

    It's not "impossible" at all.

    It's simply a choice he has to make.

     

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    From memory she is due on one of the big Spring Carnival days, he keeps saying what if I’m two legs up in the quaddie 

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    As long as its a boy thats all that matters.

    Apologies the AFWL.

    Edited by leave it to deever

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    37 minutes ago, BW511 said:

    From memory she is due on one of the big Spring Carnival days, he keeps saying what if I’m two legs up in the quaddie 

    I don't think Max will be the one with two legs up.

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    17 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

    This is why Matthews wouldn't let the Lions players [censored] in December. 

    Don’t know how he policed that. 🤔 

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    40 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Don’t know how he policed that. 🤔 

    He chained up all their wives.

     

    1 hour ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

    A friend just rang in panic about the possibility of Mrs Gawn having her first baby during the finals, making it impossible for Max to quarantine in Perth.

    Does anyone know when she’s due?

    Why does he have to be there?

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    If you listen to the Gus and Gawny podcast, Gawn has discussed previously that she’s due around the spring racing carnival and that it will be a tough choice between attending the birth or attending the horse racing. 
    Also this is a very creepy discussion to have. Let the poor woman be pregnant for as long as she needs to be!

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    2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    She’s due a few weeks after the grand final.

    Maxy leaves no stone unturned when it comes to preparation. Every element of his life is in pursuit of our next premiership 💪.

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Don’t know how he policed that. 🤔 

    easy peasy

    The Medieval Chastity Belt – Myth or Reality? – Brewminate

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    12 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    As long as its a boy thats all that matters.

    Apologies the AFWL.

    The Father/son rule has become father/son/daughter rule and the kids of former players can get picked up by the club for either AFL or AFLW team.

     

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    Let Maxie deliver first.

    Then we can all rejoice in the next Maxie/Maxine.

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    20 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    She’s due a few weeks after the grand final.

    My son was born 3 weeks early. It happens.

    Alarm bells ringing here

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    2 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    ♪ Take me now, take me now, sexyland! ♫

    apparently the players rejected, out of hand, the male version

    Everything You've Heard About Chastity Belts Is a Lie – Marty Lloyd

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