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7 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Yeah except I spilt Scotch and Coke all over my computer last night and its stuffed!!๐Ÿคฏ

Well, letโ€™s be honest.

If you are drinking something that needs/has coke in it then itโ€™s should be spilt and or poured down a sink. Now to celebrate, go get a good single malt, drink it neat and be much happier ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I know he had to kicks smothered, but I thought he was really good last night

They were both first quarter, and very frustrating, butย he learned pretty quickly. He was immense in the last. I love his physicality and contested, competitive buy-in. That was his best game, and pretty much secures him for next week. Well done Tommy!ย 

5 hours ago, A F said:

Haha, aaaaah. Hawkins. Bad luck, chap.

I loved how the the Karma turned around so completely in 37 minutes of footy. ย I hope port belt them next week.

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4 minutes ago, Webber said:

They were both first quarter, and very frustrating, butย he learned pretty quickly. He was immense in the last. I love his physicality and contested, competitive buy-in. That was his best game, and pretty much secures him for next week. Well done Tommy!ย 

Was Aaron Vandenberg like performance 2018 wasn't it..

Sparrow takes great pride in hurting blokes.

1 hour ago, MT64 said:

Same happened to me as well. Very poor of Foxtel. Get your act together nuff nuff's. Promptly set up a new replay early this morning. Has anyone else noticed that for set shots for goals none of our players are spinning the ball on the runup. This used to really pi$$ me off and could well have contributed to many points being scored.

Press the small red button when you record games MT64, it adds 25 mins to program you record, i always do this with any live AFL game, its saved me a few times from missing end of match


Just watched the last two minutes again. Why wouldnโ€™t you! The decision to penalise Brayshaw was crazy but just prior to that, Selwoodโ€™s kick to the boundary line has far more intent. FWIW

Still buzzing

Just now, Return to Glory said:

Just watched the last two minutes again. Why wouldnโ€™t you! The decision to penalise Brayshaw was crazy but just prior to that, Selwoodโ€™s kick to the boundary line has far more intent. FWIW

Still buzzing

What about Mayโ€™s deliberate in the 1st. Absolute rubbish that hasnโ€™t been paid all season.

2 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Just watched the last two minutes again. Why wouldnโ€™t you! The decision to penalise Brayshaw was crazy but just prior to that, Selwoodโ€™s kick to the boundary line has far more intent. FWIW

Still buzzing

Agree. Umps favoured cats all night. Disgraceful. Dees beat 21 again !!!ย 

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1 minute ago, sydneydee said:

What about Mayโ€™s deliberate in the 1st. Absolute rubbish that hasnโ€™t been paid all season.

Was one of the worst decisions Iโ€™ve ever seen. It bounced off his chest in sliding desperation. Inconceivable. How my head didnโ€™t explode, or the Umps head by the sheer collective weight of MFC supporter disbelief and anger will remain one of theย yearโ€™s great mysteries. Mind you, the insufficient intent decision in the last 50 seconds was on the podium. Were both decisionsย from umpire Stevic?ย 

24 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Yeah except I spilt Scotch and Coke all over my computer last night and its stuffed!!๐Ÿคฏ

You're welcome to my old computer Pickett, let me know when you want to pick it up

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I bet you woud take that win over your PC any day of the week ๐Ÿ‘


What a [censored] win!!!!

I jumped on last night read the post game thread straight after the game. Some hilarious posts that express our bewilderment at what we long suffering fans are now experiencing.ย 
we just come from 40 odd down to beat geelong at home after the siren with a Maxy mark and goal to secure the minor premiership and avoid an Adelaide final against an Adelaide team.ย 
Melbourne Iโ€™m talking about. Us!ย 

1 hour ago, old dee said:

My only regret is that it did not happen with the stadium full of cats. Imagine?ย 

We would have lost. The 'crowd noiseย affirmation' would have made the umpiring more biased and would have got the Puddytats over the line.ย 

Never witnessed so many early morning posts!!!


18 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Just watched the last two minutes again. Why wouldnโ€™t you! The decision to penalise Brayshaw was crazy but just prior to that, Selwoodโ€™s kick to the boundary line has far more intent. FWIW

Still buzzing

What about the deliberate call against May in the first quarter which resulted in a Geelong goal?

A half-volley bounces off his chest and they said it was deliberate.

You'll never believe this but I had this crazy dream last night that we came back from almost eight goals down against Geelong to win the minor premiership and Maxy kicked the winner after the siren.ย 

Yeah, I know. Mental.ย 

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Incredible win. Itโ€™s ours to lose to this year.ย 
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Thank you Maxย 

Utter delirium and mayhem in the home last night. 8 year old daughter jumping up and down like a lunatic, screaming at the TV, finger raised repeatedlyย (not in salute but vicious derision), shouting, โ€œSuck that, Geelong. Suck it!โ€ 11 year old running laps of the living room, swearing and hyperventilatingย (sheโ€™s still traumatised by other Kardinia Park experiences which can not be named), wondering if what she saw was real.

Never have I been more proud of such feral behaviour.

So, anyway, how does one who lives in the lockdownย capitalย (Melb) of Australia ย get oneself to Perth in September?!ย 

1 minute ago, Return to Glory said:

Never witnessed so many early morning posts!!!

Haven't slept all night RTG, still on a high, this must be what drugs feel like, just about to watch replay for the 4th time, never thought anything would come close to how it good it felt after beating the Dogs in the final round of 87, this is damn close


2 minutes ago, Ben E said:

Utter delirium and mayhem in the home last night. 8 year old daughter jumping up and down like a lunatic, screaming at the TV, finger raised repeatedlyย (not in salute but vicious derision), shouting, โ€œSuck that, Geelong. Suck it!โ€ 11 year old running laps of the living room, swearing and hyperventilatingย (sheโ€™s still traumatised by other Kardinia Park experiences which can not be named), wondering if what she saw was real.

Never have I been more proud of such feral behaviour.

So, anyway, how does one who lives in the lockdownย capitalย (Melb) of Australia ย get oneself to Perth in September?!ย 

Hello my long suffering friend. Can you believe it!!!

5 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

A but dusty... ๐Ÿค•

What happened?

A dusty as Iโ€™ve been in while over hereย 

50 minutes ago, monoccular said:

That last deliberate was just a disgrace ย - absolutely no feel or understanding of the game maggot. ย Why would a team striving to get a goal within possibly the last seconds do that? ย No understanding at all. ย Should be hauled over the coals, but wonโ€™tย 

Could have been worse, the ump could have paid that free, or a free could/should have been paid to us for Selwoodโ€™s kick out of bounds in the play before that, in which case we probably would have ended up falling short. The footy gods were looking after us, it seems.

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

My only regret is that it did not happen with the stadium full of cats. Imagine?ย 

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Iโ€™m thereโ€ฆ

At half time I thought we were gone. Too far back, against our bugbear team, and they would arm wrestle us to the finish. But I thought, if that doesn't give us incentive to fire upย against Port, nothing will.

Even a close loss would have shown that no lead is too big. Disappointingย but not the end of the world.

A shame to keep havingย to have losses to gee us up though.

But to win it!!

Huge mental victory for us and demons for the other finalists. (No pun intended.)

Huge mental victory.

No team can beat us when we're on.

No deficit is too big.

We will steamroll our way through September.

Our destiny is in our own hands.

GO DEMONS!!!!!


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