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Got to kick this Max

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On what planet is VB a better inclusion than Jonesย 


Will NicNat get the same 4 weeks for that sling as ANB himself got? ย (Rhetorical question of course).

Gawn is embarrassing with his set shots. So many years in and still costing us.ย 

Some of these out of form players like sparrow, Vandenberg, Jordan and Melksham are going to cost us

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Just now, Jaded said:

Gawn is embarrassing with his set shots. So many years in and still costing us.ย 

I despise his kicking at goal. There is no excuse. Itโ€™s deplorable


Just now, Jaded said:

Gawn is embarrassing with his set shots. So many years in and still costing us.ย 

Ball drop even for a big guy is way too high

2 x incorrect disposals ... but free the other way of course

Oliver lift


1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Umpire Watch

16 WCE

10 Melb

Uh oh, we have more than half their frees, better correct that stat pronto umps

Absolute block headย 


4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Umpire Watch

15 WCE

9 Melb

Yeah, but how many has Vanders conceded?

Vanders doing Vanders things again.

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Why do ordinary sides bring us down to their level so easily?

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Gaff fell into AVB legs .. but in front of Nicholls of course so free

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Here we go - random free to Crips in front of goal. ย 

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