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What they're saying in their Polo Shirts at 42 Bishopsgate Street.

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Apart from practicing their native mating "Boo'ing" call. Anyone got a read on what thoseย Flat Track Bullies are saying on their forums?

ย 
ย 

Hang on.... West Coast supporters can talk!?ย 

Here's my favorite's from their changes thread lol

  • who gives a sh*t.
  • Can no we also get rid of that big fat bloke in charge of recruiting? Number 1 heโ€™s crap. Number 2 fat = lazy, it sets a bad culture
  • Out: Adam Simpson, Midfield.
    In: Inanimate Carbon Rod, Witches hats.
  • Seriously, who cares? The players donโ€™t so why should we.
    We are lost.
  • Out: Darling, OA, Gaff, Sheed
    In: Blue Wiggle, Baby giraffe, Dicky Knee, inanimate carbon rod.
  • I look forward to another 3 x possession Vardy special, again. To add to his overflowing 3 possession trophy cabinet.
  • Out - me
  • I wish Simmo was my weed dealer when I was broke in high school - the amount of tic I could have built up...
  • I can only imagine the gigantic erection Gary Lyon gets every time he thinks about the demolition job the Dees are going to perform on us.
    Surely they have him on the comms somewhere to really stick it to us. Jordy Lewis too, I'm sure he'll enjoy it after starting the rot in the '18 prelim.
  • Out me.
    In cleaning gutters, weeding garden, washing car, sex with wife on footy day.
  • Seriously who the f**k cares anymore
    The players don't so why the f**k should we ??
  • Only change I want to see is west play a full four in the midfield.
    Pathetic campaigners again showing their lack of body work and intent
  • No change, they all absolutely deserve the punsihment in front of a crowd.
    There can be no hiding.
  • It's going to be a massacre next week, Dees are towelling up the Suns as we speak. Honestly time to just put Edwards, Trew and Johnson in as well give kids a crack see if they show something at AFL level.
  • This no second Ruckman business is such a massive problem for us and I don't think the club has realised that until now. Seeing Gawn and Jackson tear it up for Melbourne today gives me the chills thinking about next week

ย 

Edited by Smokey


Never thought Iโ€™d see the dayโ€ฆ quite pleasing

13 minutes ago, Smokey said:

Here's my favorite's from their changes thread lol

  • who gives a sh*t.
  • Can no we also get rid of that big fat bloke in charge of recruiting? Number 1 heโ€™s crap. Number 2 fat = lazy, it sets a bad culture
  • Out: Adam Simpson, Midfield.
    In: Inanimate Carbon Rod, Witches hats.
  • Seriously, who cares? The players donโ€™t so why should we.
    We are lost.
  • Out: Darling, OA, Gaff, Sheed
    In: Blue Wiggle, Baby giraffe, Dicky Knee, inanimate carbon rod.
  • I look forward to another 3 x possession Vardy special, again. To add to his overflowing 3 possession trophy cabinet.
  • Out - me
  • I wish Simmo was my weed dealer when I was broke in high school - the amount of tic I could have built up...
  • I can only imagine the gigantic erection Gary Lyon gets every time he thinks about the demolition job the Dees are going to perform on us.
    Surely they have him on the comms somewhere to really stick it to us. Jordy Lewis too, I'm sure he'll enjoy it after starting the rot in the '18 prelim.
  • Out me.
    In cleaning gutters, weeding garden, washing car, sex with wife on footy day.
  • Seriously who the f**k cares anymore
    The players don't so why the f**k should we ??
  • Only change I want to see is west play a full four in the midfield.
    Pathetic campaigners again showing their lack of body work and intent
  • No change, they all absolutely deserve the punsihment in front of a crowd.
    There can be no hiding.
  • It's going to be a massacre next week, Dees are towelling up the Suns as we speak. Honestly time to just put Edwards, Trew and Johnson in as well give kids a crack see if they show something at AFL level.
  • This no second Ruckman business is such a massive problem for us and I don't think the club has realised that until now. Seeing Gawn and Jackson tear it up for Melbourne today gives me the chills thinking about next week

ย 

โ€œOut: Adam Simpson, Midfieldโ€

โ€œIn: Blue Wiggle, Baby giraffe, Dickyย Knee, inanimate carbon rodโ€

โ€œOut me.
In cleaning gutters, weeding garden, washing carโ€

lmfao ?

Geez, I thought we were hard on our team. This is next-level. And hilarious.ย 
Cheers for posting this!

Edited by WalkingCivilWar
Forgot to thank Smokey for making me LOL like a mofo

Glad someone brought up Jordon Lewisย 

He doesnโ€™t get punished enough for 2018

ย 

"Seeing Gawn and Jackson tear it up for Melbourne today gives me the chills thinking about next week"

Chills? are we playing in NZ?

32 minutes ago, Dwight Schrute said:

Hang on.... West Coast supporters can talk!?ย 

I was just as surprised as you. I honestly thought their vocabulary was limited to booing only.ย 


24 minutes ago, Jontee said:

"Seeing Gawn and Jackson tear it up for Melbourne today gives me the chills thinking about next week"

Chills? are we playing in NZ?

You're thinking of the chulls, broo.

They seem to have an unhealthy attraction to inanimate carbon rods.

The Simpsons joke was funny and all, but it's weird that two of them cracked it.

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52 minutes ago, Smokey said:

Here's my favorite's from their changes thread lol

  • who gives a sh*t.
  • Can no we also get rid of that big fat bloke in charge of recruiting? Number 1 heโ€™s crap. Number 2 fat = lazy, it sets a bad culture
  • Out: Adam Simpson, Midfield.
    In: Inanimate Carbon Rod, Witches hats.
  • Seriously, who cares? The players donโ€™t so why should we.
    We are lost.
  • Out: Darling, OA, Gaff, Sheed
    In: Blue Wiggle, Baby giraffe, Dicky Knee, inanimate carbon rod.
  • I look forward to another 3 x possession Vardy special, again. To add to his overflowing 3 possession trophy cabinet.
  • Out - me
  • I wish Simmo was my weed dealer when I was broke in high school - the amount of tic I could have built up...
  • I can only imagine the gigantic erection Gary Lyon gets every time he thinks about the demolition job the Dees are going to perform on us.
    Surely they have him on the comms somewhere to really stick it to us. Jordy Lewis too, I'm sure he'll enjoy it after starting the rot in the '18 prelim.
  • Out me.
    In cleaning gutters, weeding garden, washing car, sex with wife on footy day.
  • Seriously who the f**k cares anymore
    The players don't so why the f**k should we ??
  • Only change I want to see is west play a full four in the midfield.
    Pathetic campaigners again showing their lack of body work and intent
  • No change, they all absolutely deserve the punsihment in front of a crowd.
    There can be no hiding.
  • It's going to be a massacre next week, Dees are towelling up the Suns as we speak. Honestly time to just put Edwards, Trew and Johnson in as well give kids a crack see if they show something at AFL level.
  • This no second Ruckman business is such a massive problem for us and I don't think the club has realised that until now. Seeing Gawn and Jackson tear it up for Melbourne today gives me the chills thinking about next week

ย 

This is fantastic.

3 minutes ago, Doug Reemer said:

This is fantastic.

And to think it's only Tuesday.ย 

I'll check back in with them later in the weekย 

Edited by Smokey


My favourite:

I wish Simmo was my weed dealer when I was broke in high school - the amount of tic I could have built up...

ย 

Iโ€™m worried. They are under immense pressure to perform and theyโ€™ll want to put a better performance in front of their homeย crowd for fear of copping the booing.ย 

In the early nineties I recorded a match between Eagles and Dees in Perth.

I was surprised to see a woman in the front row breast feeding an infant. Talk about motherโ€™s milk.

Theyโ€™re serious about their football.

24 minutes ago, binman said:

My favourite:

I wish Simmo was my weed dealer when I was broke in high school - the amount of tic I could have built up...

ย 

Yeah that was mine too. Absolutely hilarious lol

I thoroughly dislike West Coast supporters. I will derive great pleasure and satisfaction if our boys can stick it to them next Monday

They are the ultimate Jekyll and Hyde outfit. On their day they can be world beaters but equally liable to embarrass themselves.

We need to be switched on from the get-go. Ifย we bring the same heat as we did against the Suns I reckon they will fold.


very worried about this game.ย  they have been smashed in the media after pathetic performances and have the talent to turn it on at home.

1 hour ago, DubDee said:

very worried about this game.ย  they have been smashed in the media after pathetic performances and have the talent to turn it on at home.

Ultimate Danger Game!

6 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Ultimate Danger Game!

i get the sentiment as theyโ€™re below us and coming off a bad loss.ย but since when is playing the Eagles in Perth a โ€œ danger gameโ€? ย they lift in front of their crowd and the eagles this season, at their best at home,ย can match itย and moreย ย w anyone. coming off such a publicised crappy loss iโ€™m thinking a win fr us will be a big achievement. iโ€™d more label this gameย ย a big ladder shaping contest , critical fr both sides and on a par with the geelong game round 23.ย 

ย 

Every game is a danger game for us. That's just the way it is. Maybe next season we'll beย mature enough to unconditionally turn up switched on for every game but we're not there yet.

If we're not awake from the first bounce these down hill skiers will make us pay.ย 

36 minutes ago, Wells 11 said:

i get the sentiment as theyโ€™re below us and coming off a bad loss.ย but since when is playing the Eagles in Perth a โ€œ danger gameโ€? ย they lift in front of their crowd and the eagles this season, at their best at home,ย can match itย and moreย ย w anyone. coming off such a publicised crappy loss iโ€™m thinking a win fr us will be a big achievement. iโ€™d more label this gameย ย a big ladder shaping contest , critical fr both sides and on a par with the geelong game round 23.ย 

Itโ€™s a zeitgeisty comment from some previous pre game threads


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