Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (â‹®) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

My 3 word player analysis V Gold Coast

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

Posted

Petracca - dynamic and prolific 

Oliver - outstanding first half

Gawn - tried when required 

Harmes - prolific but wasteful 

Jackson - impressive first half

Neal-Bullen - grunt was important 

Brown - rewarded for effort

McDonald - quietish before injury

Brayshaw - impressive gut running 

Pickett - some cameos only

Fritsch - had limited involvement 

Hunt - run was important 

Rivers - was rarely required 

Sparrow - tough but limited

Viney - great tagging role

Lever - was impassable again

May - destroyed his opponent 

Salem - efficient but quiet

Spargo - had limited involvement 

Langdon - another quiet game

Bowey - a promising debut

 

 

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     

    Joeboy - Late to party

    ?

     

    Pretty good summary. Appreciate your recognition of Brayshaw. Was a big part of our early dominance.

     

  • Quote
    • Like 5
     
    58 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Salem - efficient but quiet

    I love Salo, been a fan for a long time, but I wouldn't call 7 turnovers and 3 clangers from 17 touches "efficient".

     

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Sad 1
    21 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

    I love Salo, been a fan for a long time, but I wouldn't call 7 turnovers and 3 clangers from 17 touches "efficient".

     

    Agree 100% I hate his little dinky kicks and handballs. He needs to deliver long 50 yard kicks to someone in a good position. He has the kick in him to deliver longer. Just wish he would.

  • Quote
    • Like 2

    I don't rate the assessment of Spargs, who I thought was at his excellent best.

  • Quote
    • Like 2
     

    Far too generous on Viney. He was horrendous. 5 free kicks against! I repeat 5! Many of them holding the ball.  

    Must be close to getting dropped now. He plays dumb football. 

     

  • Quote
    • Like 6

    JoeBoy

    I reached out

    using a post

    asking where JoeBoy

    think post  deleted

    but JoeBoy B.i.T.!

    love your analysis JoeBoy

    you da human (can't tell if Joe a female male or does not choose these binaries)

  • Quote
    • Haha 1
    7 hours ago, Wrecker46 said:

    Oliver - Best since Barassi 

    Ah perhaps third best behind Rob Flower no 1 Ronald Dale no 2 then Clayton Oliver

  • Quote
    • Like 2
    14 hours ago, joeboy said:

    Petracca - dynamic and prolific 

    Oliver - outstanding first half

    Gawn - tried when required 

    Harmes - prolific but wasteful 

    Jackson - impressive first half

    Neal-Bullen - grunt was important 

    Brown - rewarded for effort

    McDonald - quietish before injury

    Brayshaw - impressive gut running 

    Pickett - some cameos only

    Fritsch - had limited involvement 

    Hunt - run was important 

    Rivers - was rarely required 

    Sparrow - tough but limited

    Viney - great tagging role

    Lever - was impassable again

    May - destroyed his opponent 

    Salem - efficient but quiet

    Spargo - had limited involvement 

    Langdon - another quiet game

    Bowey - a promising debut

     

     

    tough on Rivers.....good return to form I thought.

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Viney - Thinks he's Judd

    Harmes - Thinks he's Dusty

    ...bit harsh as they had their positives but this is what I was thinking when watching them overdo it.

    An otherwise pleasurable game to watch apart from these brain fades and a period I think at the end of the 2nd (maybe 3rd) where we went into luxury (s...a...) mode.

  • Quote
    • Like 4
    7 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Ah perhaps third best behind Rob Flower no 1 Ronald Dale no 2 then Clayton Oliver

    I was born in 1980 my first words as a baby were mum, dad and Robbie Flower.

    Let's see how the finals play out this year.

    I am hoping Oliver goes to legend status at Melbourne

  • Quote
    • Like 2
    10 minutes ago, Wrecker46 said:

    I was born in 1980 my first words as a baby were mum, dad and Robbie Flower.

    Let's see how the finals play out this year.

    I am hoping Oliver goes to legend status at Melbourne

    If we win( or when we win) the 23 plus all the balance of players and  coaches and FD and Board will all be legends!!

    Then the status can be apportioned in sounder and saner times!!!

  • Quote
    • Like 2
    5 hours ago, 58er said:

    If we win( or when we win) the 23 plus all the balance of players and  coaches and FD and Board will all be legends!!

    Then the status can be apportioned in sounder and saner times!!!

    If we make the GF I'd be recommending to every single Demonland poster and reader to back Oliver for the Norm Smith.

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Yes I would do that but we are still aways of that feat of making a GF

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Ben King- Not One Kick

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • AFLW PREVIEW: Collingwood

      Narrm time isn’t a standard concept—it’s the time within the traditional lands of Narrm, the Woiwurrung name for Melbourne. Indigenous Round runs for rounds 3 and 4 and is a powerful platform to recognise the contributions of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples in sport, community, and Australian culture. This week, suburban footy returns to the infamous Victoria Park as the mighty Narrm take on the Collingwood Magpies at 1:05pm Narrm time, Sunday 31 August. Come along if you can.

        • Thumb Down
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 8 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: St. Kilda

      The Dees demolished the Saints in a comprehensive 74-pointshellacking.  We filled our boots with percentage — now a whopping 520.7% — and sit atop the AFLW ladder. Melbourne’s game plan is on fire, and the competition is officially on notice.

        • Clap
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 4 replies
      Demonland

    • REPORT: Collingwood

      It was yet another disappointing outcome in a disappointing year, with Melbourne missing the finals for the second consecutive season. Indeed, it wasn’t even close, as the Demons' tally of seven wins was less than half the number required to rank among the top eight teams in the competition. When the dust of the game settled and supporters reflected on Melbourne's  six-point defeat at the hands of close game specialists Collingwood, Max Gawn's words about his team’s unfulfilled potential rang true … well, almost. 

        • Thanks
      • 1 reply
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Collingwood

      Thank god this season is over. Bring on 2026.

        • Clap
        • Like
      • 379 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Collingwood

      The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 25th August @ 8:00pm. Join Binman & I as we dissect the Dees disappointing loss to the Collingwood. Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show. Thank you to every body that has contributed to the Podcast this year in the form of questions, comments and calls.

        • Thanks
      • 29 replies
      Demonland

    • VOTES: Collingwood

      Congratulations Max Gawn on taking out his 2nd consecutive and 4th overall Demonland Player of the Year Award. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 45 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.