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BT at it again with showing no respect to Daisy in commentary. 
 

What a prize flogger. 

 
18 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

I am very close to poking my own eyeballs out - this Crows v Bombers is atrocious. Half-back to half-back practice match.

Awful game - how on earth did the Crows beat us and the Druggies push us for a while?

Had never realised what a [censored] bloke Devon Smith is. Strutting round like a tough guy, giving away frees and trying to wrestle blokes.

Serious small man syndrome 

 
Just now, McQueen said:

BT at it again with showing no respect to Daisy in commentary. 
 

What a prize flogger. 

I listened to 7 in the first quarter - hadn't done that for a while and had forgotten how bad it was.  Now listening to 3AW, almost synchronised.

Whoever did the scheduling should be embarrassed. Worst Friday night game in a long time.

2 points and almost at half time is laughable.


9 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Awful game - how on earth did the Crows beat us and the Druggies push us for a while?

Simple. It was an absolute statistical anomaly largely influenced by SA umpiring. 
 

They were playing out of their skins something chronic. 

 

Half time - off to sleep.

Bombers' complaining about the umpiring seems to have paid off well.  13-8 in a half.

56 minutes ago, Jaded said:

FMD how did this contest between 12th and 15th get a run ahead of our game or Dogs v Swans or  Richmond v Collingwood or a replay of Love Actually?

Any match featuring the flag favourites doling out a football lesson will always have wide appeal


8 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Janes Brayshaw is so bad

I don’t think there’s anybody worse. And the guy who does the pre -match over the top stuff (tonight it was Tippa) is hard to stomach

What a pathetic match. I wish that someone would crown Devon Smith. The most annoying piece of shizen on the footy field.

7 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

I don’t think there’s anybody worse. And the guy who does the pre -match over the top stuff (tonight it was Tippa) is hard to stomach

That pre-match voiceover guy does every single one of those ‘tributes’ as if it’s about Ted Whitten or Lou Richards or similar. It kinda loses it’s potency when it’s done ad nauseam. 

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

That pre-match voiceover guy does every single one of those ‘tributes’ as if it’s about Ted Whitten or Lou Richards or similar. It kinda loses it’s potency when it’s done ad nauseam. 

Absolutely spot on WCW. I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed. 


What has happened to the holding the ball rule? Perkins was just spun around twice in a tackle and doesn’t dispose of the footy and not pinned for holding it? Then he gets the free for high a few seconds later ?

1 minute ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Did I really see that? Bloke does a 720 in a tackle and gets the free

Possibly the worst decision of the year..... And it's a long list of disgraceful decisions. 

Ump was 5 metres away with a clear view 

2 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Absolutely spot on WCW. I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed. 

It’s annoyed me for years. Ok for a finals match, or if someone has died, but a match like this one? Pfft. 

4 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Did I really see that? Bloke does a 720 in a tackle and gets the free

It was paid for high contact!!!! Ridiculous. 


I watching the replay of last nights game 

I highly recommend it. ?

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It’s annoyed me for years. Ok for a finals match, or if someone has died, but a match like this one? Pfft. 

It’s so out of kilter. I tried to work out who it was. 
 

32 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

I don’t think there’s anybody worse. And the guy who does the pre -match over the top stuff (tonight it was Tippa) is hard to stomach

Rod Mullinar

 
1 minute ago, Return to Glory said:

It’s so out of kilter. I tried to work out who it was. 
 

I can’t remember his name. He’s been doing these presentations and tributes and stuff for years. It’s really not necessary. Fans will watch the match if they’re interested. They don’t need to be enticed with a deep and meaningful back story. It’s soooo Chanel seven. 

Why wouldn’t they put Carlton V Geelong on Friday night as opposed to this garbage?

Surely a good team vs a mediocre team is better than a mediocre team vs a bottom team.

The AFLPA said no to Dogs V Sydney.


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