My 3 word player analysis V GWS

[joeboy 3,166]

Gawn - intimidated by Mumford

Viney - was a liability 

Harmes - fumbled and slow

Oliver - season worst game

Petracca - prolific without effect

McDonald - our best tall

May - tight as ever

Hibberd - always under pressure 

Salem - continued superlative form

Petty - never imbued confidence 

Hunt - not Usain Bolt

Langdon - couldn’t get involved 

Jackson - couldn’t impose himself

Pickett - hit the wall 

Spargo - schoolboy footballer again

Neal-Bullen - did nothing regularly

Sparrow - overawed and overwhelmed 

Fritsch - only some cameos 

Lever - easily our best

Brayshaw - loose and unaccountable 

Jordan - had little involvement 

Rivers - was rarely sighted

 

[Fanatique Demon 2,657]

Thanks, Joeboy. Some order restored.

[kallangurdemon 551]

Agree with the Gawn comment .Ever since the Richmond game Maw has been a bit gun -shy ,.As the skipper it is time for him to put on his big boy pants .

[Jaded No More 68,974]

Gawn was not intimidated by Mumford. He was illegally getting smashed by Mumford while 3 umpires stood by and watched. He has every right to demand half the protection the likes of Selwood and Bont get. He’s as good a player! 

[Fanatique Demon 2,657]

Umpires: not the reason

[spirit of norm smith 16,589]

6 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Gawn was not intimidated by Mumford. He was illegally getting smashed by Mumford while 3 umpires stood by and watched. He has every right to demand half the protection the likes of Selwood and Bont get. He’s as good a player! 

Agree. Maxy was not intimidated.  I watched the whole game and Maxy did whatever he could to lift us.  It was not his fault we lost today at all. 

[forever demons 2,232]

thought harmes tried very hard and played an usual role at half forward had no support and got bagged by his own players when he tried to barrell a goal when the rest of them where just plodding around

[Webber 10,538]

22 minutes ago, joeboy said:

intimidated by Mumford

Garbage.

[Jumping Jack Clennett 1,809]

How did we get  so close with so many useless players, Joeboy?

[Redlagged 813]

17 minutes ago, kallangurdemon said:

Agree with the Gawn comment .Ever since the Richmond game Maw has been a bit gun -shy ,.As the skipper it is time for him to put on his big boy pants .

Ridiculous.

[Guest]

After reading the '2 minutes hate' version of the 3 word review, I now officially forgive Joeboy for all those time he labelled Tyson 'prolific but wasteful' (even that one time when he was injured).?

Disagreed with Harmes and Max, but mostly on the money.

[Dr.D 1,771]

16 minutes ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

How did we get  so close with so many useless players, Joeboy?

May and Lever. 

[Dr.D 1,771]

A bit generous on Mcdonald. As good as he was,  his goal kicking undid all of his good work imo. 

Langdon still got 25 touches too. So I thought he got involved, especially late. 

Also Jordon is spelt Jordon

[Tricky 341]

Wow. What was the margin again? 

And Gawn's a fairy? 

LOL. 

 

[Tricky 341]

Ben  Brown - WTF

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

Fritta only forward

Mid field pressure?

Around ground pressure?

Forward line pressure?

Forward Zone [censored]

BB in 2Win!

Goodwin stuffed up ☝

Viney nowhere man

Kozzie see Viney

Tracc bit slack

Clarry kicking woes

Spargo no go

Sparrow Chirp Cheap

ANB caught fleas?

Dogga rising star!?

Gawny bit prawny

Macca kicked crappa

Rivers got shivers

Gus bit puss

May earned pay

Lever Busy Beaver

Poise up Forward?

First half spuds?

Mucked at Selection?

Jones for Sparrow

Vanders for Viney?

Too soon Declase?

Jordan not Michael

Hunt up front???

Lingers Positive Winger

Hunters to Hunted

Old Melbourne Ways

 

 

Edited July 3, 2021 by Rusty Nails

[Ethan Tremblay 30,976]

Tired. Slow. Predictable. 

[Dr. Gonzo 24,306]

James Harmes - NO LEFT FOOT ?

[Waltham33 475]

15 hours ago, forever demons said:

thought harmes tried very hard and played an usual role at half forward had no support and got bagged by his own players when he tried to barrell a goal when the rest of them where just plodding around

Anyone else notice a fair bit of bagging between our players when shots were sprayed. Player has a shot and others arms go up complaining you didn't kick to me

[DeeSince73 488]

2 hours ago, Waltham33 said:

Anyone else notice a fair bit of bagging between our players when shots were sprayed. Player has a shot and others arms go up complaining you didn't kick to me

Yes I did. Harmes seemed to be copping a fair bit of lip from the players walking off at half time. Lever was the only one who offered him some solace at the time from what I saw. Lever had his arm on Harmes back and was explaining something to him. I have notice a bit of a disconnect between some of our players recently. Not sure what is going on. 

[joeboy 3,166]

1 hour ago, DeeSince73 said:

Yes I did. Harmes seemed to be copping a fair bit of lip from the players walking off at half time. Lever was the only one who offered him some solace at the time from what I saw. Lever had his arm on Harmes back and was explaining something to him. I have notice a bit of a disconnect between some of our players recently. Not sure what is going on. 

Unfortunately Oliver is often very demonstrative when he’s not kicked to.. I agree it’s not a good look, particularly coming from someone like him who usually only has eyes for Trac at the expense of a better option

[Half forward flank 1,022]

Viney needs games but at what expense. I am glad we kept him. I am not glad we kept him. he is that sort of player.

[Deemania since 56 6,719]

2 hours ago, DeeSince73 said:

Yes I did. Harmes seemed to be copping a fair bit of lip from the players walking off at half time. Lever was the only one who offered him some solace at the time from what I saw. Lever had his arm on Harmes back and was explaining something to him. I have notice a bit of a disconnect between some of our players recently. Not sure what is going on. 

Underperformers receiving the passed buck - to diminish their own poor efforts - through disguised credibility to comment in the first place. 

[Dave1711 145]

21 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

Umpires: not the reason

Margetts crucified us, he paid about 12 frees and they were all to GWS

[Dave1711 145]

21 hours ago, kallangurdemon said:

Agree with the Gawn comment .Ever since the Richmond game Maw has been a bit gun -shy ,.As the skipper it is time for him to put on his big boy pants .

Bull [censored]