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27 minutes ago, binman said:

When we win a grand final, be it this year or next, the whole demonland community should meet to celebrate!  

Joking. Not joking

If we won a flag I'd be keen on that 100%

 
23 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Logistically a nightmare. Aren’t we all spread far and wide? Even OS?

Never heard of a flash mob?

Joking. Not Joking 

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12 minutes ago, binman said:

Never heard of a flash mob?

Joking. Not Joking 

Sleep out at the G.

 
40 minutes ago, binman said:

When we win a grand final, be it this year or next, the whole demonland community should meet to celebrate!  

Joking. Not joking

Agreed..a fine idea!  Should that miracle occur, Id love to meet my fellow companions of these years , travellers through the dark woods of the tanking and Neeld years and way way beyond. 

44 minutes ago, binman said:

When we win a grand final, be it this year or next, the whole demonland community should meet to celebrate!  

Joking. Not joking

The Royal?...spotting me will be no problem, I'll be the one with my top off.


 

There's not enough sheilas on Demonland.

It would be just a bunch of  drunken blokes - many of whom seem just as [censored] up as me !

Yeah could be a good night !!!!

 

1 hour ago, binman said:

When we win a grand final, be it this year or next, the whole demonland community should meet to celebrate!  

Joking. Not joking

Lets make it The Duke of Wellington in Flinders St 

 


11 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Lets make it The Duke of Wellington in Flinders St 

 

Or at our social club.

Wait a minute....

2 minutes ago, binman said:

Or at our social club.

Wait a minute....

I know it is booked out already.

47 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

There's not enough sheilas on Demonland.

It would be just a bunch of  drunken blokes - many of whom seem just as [censored] up as me !

Yeah could be a good night !!!!

 

You could factor in some female impersonators. There will be some of us, I mean them, here 


Great topic guys, and really loving being a Melbourne supporter right now. Is anyone else watching On the Couch tonight?? I tuned in, hoping to get a snippet or brief mention of our win on the weekend, but couldn't believe the 7/8 minute intro that brought a premature tear to my eye. This is building beautifully.

58 minutes ago, Demondan75 said:

Great topic guys, and really loving being a Melbourne supporter right now. Is anyone else watching On the Couch tonight?? I tuned in, hoping to get a snippet or brief mention of our win on the weekend, but couldn't believe the 7/8 minute intro that brought a premature tear to my eye. This is building beautifully.

Thanks for the heads up Dan! Just watched that now and enjoyed it very much! Learnt a few interesting things about the MFC too.


How good would a meet up be for the Demonland faithful after our imminent premiership, I suggest Pretty Please in St Kilda or maybe Harlow in Richmond.

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12 hours ago, don cordner said:

Sack goodwin

Three months ago I was guilty of speculating how many losses it would take before the media started calling for his scalp. 

Personally I think I qanted someone more like Ports coach. A bit of fire in the belly who would go out and blast a few players.

Goody is clearly very diffferent and his learnings wasnt just media speak. He obviously has been building wisdom and skills. He has placed a good group of other coaches and staff around him and its falling into place.

 

 

15 hours ago, Luther said:

I was hoping this thread was to announce the return of Saty. Where is he?

saw him handing out scarves at the club kiosk before the blues game

 
4 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Goody is clearly very diffferent and his learnings wasnt just media speak. He obviously has been building wisdom and skills. He has placed a good group of other coaches and staff around him and its falling into place.

Nice to see you coming over from the dark side ?  Watching the game on Sunday, I was really impressed seeing Goodwin sitting with, and talking to (words of encouragement) the players on the bench, one on one.

It all evens out in the end, doesn’t it?

In 2013, we had people unbelievably telling us that things weren’t really as bad as they seemed. (Note: It really was)

In 2018, we had some people coming out and saying that the losses to Richmond and Hawthorn were as bad as anything Neeld ever produced (Note: Watch the entire Seven broadcast of 148 and tell me if you think that’s the case), and that Goody’s tenure should be questioned from that moment onwards. 

While there were outliers, the truth about those eras were eventually revealed. As will the truth about this era. 
 

Should we continue to win, there will be no room for conjecture.

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