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57 minutes ago, kev martin said:

Will the song be natural voice of the crowd or will it be led by sound through the loud speaker system? 

The open sparse areas of the G's seating, may not resonate a strong sound.

@Craig Hutchinson

Gee, the thread took a quick fall to the gutter.

Be friendly, everyone has a right to an opposite opinion.

 

Kev, everyone has a right to an opinion however espousing the virtues of Hitler or Pol Pot will rarely be tolerated. So within reason we may voice our opinions. There is no free speech, there are always rules. If you doubt that next time you are on a plane yell I have a bomb. Good luck with free speech.

 
52 minutes ago, Craig Hutchinson said:

Noone other than the Little One will know what I mean by Cat suit . LO wrote me a PERSONAL message which I unfortunately have to forward for clarity .

" You are one weird cat . Stay out of my conversations or I will tear you apart .

You have been warned . "

You might be 10 feet tall Littleone but I have been warned many times . It is not the size of the dog in the fight , it is the size of the willingness to fight . 

You're new to this caper, we all make mistakes when learning but you shouldn't disclose private messages. It's not the done thing at all.

@Sir Why You Little - i'll make sure not to mess with you ?

 

 
2 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

You're new to this caper, we all make mistakes when learning but you shouldn't disclose private messages. It's not the done thing at all.

@Sir Why You Little - i'll make sure not to mess with you ?

 

All good Bda, i have no time for Trolls. 
Craig reminds me of Dr. Who from days gone by…

17 hours ago, Craig Hutchinson said:

Thank you Pates . I now know the song may not been the right one but it DEFINITELY is not the wrong one .

I loved the Sandman entrance but I love even more the Bell ringing to let us know our players are about to come on the ground .

Sorry if anyone missed the survey that would have liked to contribute .

Yes! Bring back the Hell’s Bells! The hairs on the back of my neck miss them!!!


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I was writing the message and the crazy cat message popped on my screen so referred to it . Then to my displeasure I saw it was a personal message ( and on my personal email ) . As I said I was not happy to forward the message and do so for clarity .

Really , " Be off with you " , sounds colonial to me .

9 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Craig reminds me of Dr. Who from days gone by…

That's funny, SWYL.  He's starting to remind me of old mate Pickett2Jackson who "coincidentally" and uncharacteristically hasn't posted a thing for a least a week now.

5 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

Which one, but everyone would have to wear a disguise

I vote for the enormous lightbulb heads!

 
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All right the game is up !

My real name is Carlton Essendon Collingwood and I am a troll . Good work Littleone and say what ! Much smarter than you led on .

Sent here is get you stupid MFC supporters to sing a Liverpool song and make you look like idiots .

12 minutes ago, demonstone said:

That's funny, SWYL.  He's starting to remind me of old mate Pickett2Jackson who "coincidentally" and uncharacteristically hasn't posted a thing for a least a week now.

Yes I noticed P2J has not been around since last weekend 

He was starting to abuse players. Not a good idea 


13 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Threatening posters via PM are totally unacceptable and is a permanent ban offence.

Let this be a warning to all parties involved.

Play nice or you are not welcome here.

Let's keep this discussion civil or it will be closed.

Thank you ❤️?

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I apologise and will tone it right down . I do believe in making public , personal messages of a certain nature .

No offence taken .

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On the positive side we have turned the topic hot !

Sir and I working as a team ? Good cop , bad cop ? I will be the bad cop ?

I’m starting to think that it might just be easier for all of our fans to whistle loudly in unison when the opposition play their song instead. It works a treat when they play God Save The Queen at a Scotland v England game at Hampden Park. 

Maybe we can all get in some practice during the rendition of YNWA on Sunday ;-) 


2 hours ago, Craig Hutchinson said:

All right the game is up !

My real name is Carlton Essendon Collingwood and I am a troll . Good work Littleone and say what ! Much smarter than you led on .

Sent here is get you stupid MFC supporters to sing a Liverpool song and make you look like idiots .

WTF?

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Rab - if our fans whistle loudly when the opposition sing their song they won't drown out my song . I will loudly count 1,2,3 so you know when to start whistling . I have a suggestion for the tune if you would like to hear it .

My trolldar is going crazy. Bells, whistles, sirens, buzzers, red flags and the most accurate of all the sphincter pucker. Danger danger Will Robinson  Fe fi fo fum I smell a troll. But I could be wrong, it has happened before, 1965 I remember it well.

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Very funny Man .  I too have access to a Sphincter Pucker ( SP ) . Mine is via Socrates ( worlds most powerful computer PROGRAM - google Martin Armstrong ) .

Socrates tells me you thought the Dees would win in 1965 .

6 minutes ago, ManDee said:

My trolldar is going crazy. Bells, whistles, sirens, buzzers, red flags and the most accurate of all the sphincter pucker. Danger danger Will Robinson  Fe fi fo fum I smell a troll. But I could be wrong, it has happened before, 1965 I remember it well.

No you're not wrong MD ... a troll from post #1 but 'it' has been here before

It gets by for a time because those who haven't seen it before get caught up in the bs

I genuinely feel sorry for the bloke though.  A sad individual who must lead a very lonely life.  Needs help and medication

He'll hop into his phone box soon enough

 


YMCA beats YNWA. Let's sing that.

7 hours ago, demonstone said:

That's funny, SWYL.  He's starting to remind me of old mate Pickett2Jackson who "coincidentally" and uncharacteristically hasn't posted a thing for a least a week now.

P2J is Petraccattack. Nothing surer.

 

 

Indeed, gentlemen.
The original post made Finnegan’s Wake sound coherent. My troll radar was going haywire, so I veered away from any sincere answers from that point.
I’m surprised Hutchy didn’t suggest this song based on the overall tenor of his contributions thus far.

 

I was just laughing and my partner asked what was so funny. I then described…

’A bunch of people who support the same team are arguing about singing a song associated with another team, in a completely different sport, which then lead to a heated discussion about singing the national anthem, followed by a debate on the etiquette of making public personal messages’.

Demonland ?
Never a dull moment.


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