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4 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

It’s actually insane how many awards and All Australian selections we are winning.

It wasn’t that long ago we never featured in any of these at all.

It wasn’t that long ago Mark Neeld was coaching us. I will literally take Covid over those years!

 

Chris Johnson has had a mare picking Schoenberg ahead of Jackson in the rising star. 

Great that Petracca is an All - Australian. But as a half forward? As well as the Bont, it feels a little farcical.

 

It’s no AFLX premiership but we’re doing alright. 


22 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

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EDIT: That should be 5 All Australian selections.

Thanks CB

Love Swamp thing’s work

 

Salo maybe on the bench?

I really like MacRae’s humility. Star player but just talks like an everyday bloke


I've got to say, if they squeeze Lance Frankiln into the team, they're having a laugh.

10 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Tom Hawkins' head looks like a sucked thumb 👍 

And then they bring out Toby Greene 🤮

54 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Clarrington!

i got a semi watching his highlights package. 

not kidding

Impressive.

Not every day you are rewarded for watching a video with a new truck.

I'm in tears watching this. The kids had to ask me what was wrong. Will we win any more?

Meanwhile Petracca says "I'm proud to be one of five Melbourne players ... " and the commentators do an eye-roll. 

I guess we don't win any more?

Yibbida yibbida that's all folks. No Salem or Fritta on the bench


1 minute ago, Demon Jack said:

Yibbida yibbida that's all folks. No Salem or Fritta on the bench

Was a cringe moment, but I'm so in love with the Dees atm that nothing else matters. 

20 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Great that Petracca is an All - Australian. But as a half forward? As well as the Bont, it feels a little farcical.

But they prefaced the two wingers' selections based on the improvements in their inside games.....

Not sure why Maysie didn't get the nod at full forward given he's had a couple of pings at goals this year.


Five AA blazers. So proud of our Club this year, and this is only the beginning.

Just now, daisycutter said:

how can you have all midfielders on the bench and both wings?

don't defenders get rotated?

and on the wings...
 

Well done to Naitanui making the bench behind the ruckman of our generation. 

 
1 minute ago, Deestroy All said:

Well done to Naitanui making the bench behind the ruckman of our generation. 

I reckon he got picked under the best clubman category. Looks like he enjoys a beer.

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

how can you have all midfielders on the bench and both wings?

don't defenders get rotated?

Because they're not content at screwing up just the Brownlow. Next year I'm hoping every position is a mid-fielder. 


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