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4 minutes ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

Why are the dogs always allowed to throw the ball? Every time I see them it's the same.

Theyve been doing that since the year they won the premiership and the umpires never call it


5 minutes ago, P-man said:

Libba’s handballing is on another level.

Except mostly throws, as per most of the bulldogs, especially Bontempelli

Nothing against Freo and I think they're on the right track but I can't believe we lost to this mob. We don't deserve finals. Sorry but we had two opportunities to lock us in and we failed miserably. Dogs are in second gear here, Freo genuinely trying but they're just very average. 

 

people having the audacity to say that Fremantle are playing poorly. open your eyes! we aren't that good!!! that's why Freo killed us. 


When's the Brownlow on??

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sorry to say it boys and girls but we're [censored]!!

was it ever so BBO

'Tis our lot in life to be disappointed

The only question is at what hurdle in life do we fail


Tonight brings back an awful memory....

Does anyone here remember the last round at Pie Park in 1976?  Triple Brownlow Bobby the coach.  We just had to beat the bottom of the table Pies, and we did.  The only time they've ever won the spoon and what a great moment that was when the siren went ...but as all minions know there's usually some sort of bitter twist waiting just around the corner at the MFC.

So all we needed was top of the table Blues to beat the Doggies to make finals.  And of course the match was.....drawn.  The Doggies sneaking in to the top 5 and finals by 2 points.

The only arvo i can ever remember where the filth sung a song other than their own, with lusty renditions of "Sons of the Scray" ringing out around the ground towards the end of the match :mad:

Edited by Rusty Nails

Garry Lyon - "Jesse Hogan has never been a key forward, he's never been a full forward or a centre half forward, he's a half forward flanker.  He's never been a contested marking forward"

 

Wowee

 

 

So quick on the whistle these umpires. Doggies!

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Lachie Hunter gets more frees than anybody else. 

I mean how can you tackle him not high? He’s the size of a soft [censored]. 


1 minute ago, KysaiahMessiah said:

Garry Lyon - "Jesse Hogan has never been a key forward, he's never been a full forward or a centre half forward, he's a half forward flanker.  He's never been a contested marking forward"

 

Wowee

 

 

he's not wrong. he played his best football at melbourne as a floating flanker.

There can't possibly be anyone still left on the forum that has built up their hopes and will be genuinely crushed if Freo lose this? Masochistic if you ask me.

Edit: I'm only checking scores, so maybe that's why I feel detached. 

 

Edited by John Demonic

 
2 minutes ago, KysaiahMessiah said:

Garry Lyon - "Jesse Hogan has never been a key forward, he's never been a full forward or a centre half forward, he's a half forward flanker.  He's never been a contested marking forward"

 

Wowee

 

 

Not entirely unlike Gary himself

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Lachie Hunter gets more frees than anybody else. 

It’s ridiculous. 
 

Dogs flick pass also has to be picked up more


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