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Smith to SeaWorld please 

Hollywood football, consistently trying to break tackles, undisciplined play.

We deserve everything that comes at us.

 

Smith behind AGAIN. Umpire gifted them that one. Just kick it to Smith's opponent. 

AND now he passes to the opposition.


No free there

 

[censored] me dead. Arm chop or mark. Useless


Can we get a sniper to pick Smith off???

Edited by ProperDee

Any other team than essendon last qrtr would have probably smashed us Im afraid.

Oh God put a sock in it Eddie....


Wake up demons

Typical Melbourne not turning up after half time ??‍♂️

My heartrate and blood pressure are through the roof.  FMD.


Just now, Jaded said:

Nothing is surer than us capitulating 

And I'll tip Daniher to get 'em over the line.

 

Can we just end this season already I can't watch this rubbish.

 

Let's all barrack for the bombers good on you commentators.

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