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GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Fremantle

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1 minute ago, Cards13 said:

May to FF lol

And for the second week running, he admits his mistake of playing a bloke who he shouldn't have.

Last week it was Oscar.  This week it was Preuss.

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Just now, A F said:

You can't play AFL football when you're as weak at the contest as Fritsch is.

He has been far from our worst tonight

Just now, Cards13 said:

May to FF lol

The call card for when the game is over.

 
Just now, Stein9193 said:

Why do we get outsmarted like this?

Because we have a coach that can't coach his way out of a paper bag.


Just now, A F said:

You can't play AFL football when you're as weak at the contest as Fritsch is.

Gets scared by his own shadow

Season on the line. We need to centre it and start taking risks. This is it.

2 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

We only start playing when we're cooked

Yep we always pull everything out when we're well behind.  Thid club is so predictable and easy to beat.

 

Freo well coached and drilled

Jesus Joel Smith is bog ordinary


Glad I couldn't get tickets to the GWS game because Ticketmaster kept crashing. 

[censored] off back to Victoria Melbourne you are pea hearted weak and pathetic. Lead by a coach who has no [censored] clue 

Couldn't be more disgusted.  Preparation is coaching. Selection is coaching. Messaging is coaching. Minset is coaching. 

After 2018 I never thought we would go back to the dark days.  But yet again, this football club ceases to amaze us.  Back to square one, again.

1 minute ago, praha said:

Season on the line. We need to centre it and start taking risks. This is it.

Mate season was over last week.

Tonight is just a training run for Freo.


1 minute ago, RedButMostlyBlue said:

Jesus Joel Smith is bog ordinary

Jetta on a bad day is 200 times the player and leader. We could do a lot worse. And have. 

Langdon a rare diamond

Any chance we sack Goodwin before next year. I was happy to give the benefit of the doubt after last year but this does it for me, need to throw everything at Clarkson 

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2 minutes ago, ICU2 Jerry Jerry said:

Couldn't be more disgusted.  Preparation is coaching. Selection is coaching. Messaging is coaching. Minset is coaching. 

We also suck at execution 


1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Jetta on a bad day is 200 times the player and leader. We could do a lot worse. And have. 

100% 

Every day of the week.

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Jetta on a bad day is 200 times the player and leader. We could do a lot worse. And have. 

Brilliant call. 

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gotta admire Ed... one of the few that shows he really wants it week in and week out

And up he pops with another late meaningless goal. Don’t try and influence the game earlier will you Bayley


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