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GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Fremantle

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Umpiring putrid already

 

satellite map, no clouds anywhere....

raining in Cairns...

17 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

Strapping in for another rollercoaster 

Rain should suit 2 ruckmen.


Haha good one Jason, I don't think Melbourne know how to play a simplified gane style 

 
5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Despite that shot on goal ..... I reckon we’re on !!!!!

Valium? 


Let's play football in a typhoon. Yay.

1 minute ago, The Stigga said:

satellite map, no clouds anywhere....

raining in Cairns...

I hope we never have to play here ever again.  Rubbish conditions both times.

watch us turn to [censored] now with the rain.

Goalless quarter under Goodwin number 24 coming up.

Our skills are deplorable in the dry. 
 

And now it’s pissing rain. 


So we had a kick inside 50 then... to a 1 on 4, with the 1 being Pickett.   Why?

Sorry, I'm posting too much, but I've spent the first seven minutes scratching my head.

Absolutely the worst type of conditions for us. Wonderful. 

At least the rain will blind us to their stinky performance 


Fmd why are we so fascinated in going to the left pocket every kick in.

So [censored] predictable 

Just now, Wiseblood said:

So we had a kick inside 50 then... to a 1 on 4, with the 1 being Pickett.   Why?

Sorry, I'm posting too much, but I've spent the first seven minutes scratching my head.

You would think if they were going to do that Preuss would be the bloke you would be kicking too right, with Kozi crumbing? Not Melbourne

 

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