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As rigged as it gets. Absolute joke.

 

honestly the suns are just pulling these goals put of their [censored]

bullshyte umpires becoming a big factor


That player knew he had stuffed up so he ducked his head and gets rewarded with a free kick. What are these umpires doing?

 

I'm calling it now - some sort of ridiculous mistake, umpiring decision etc. will decide this game for one side.


Football is being killed slowly by a bunch of dodos.

lol you can hear Lyon sigh in the background whenever we make a mistake.

FML watching this team is exhausting 


2 minutes ago, MF-C said:

why can't we ever win by like 20 points+ ? 

Because we're [censored].

Just now, Demonland said:

Melksham has to be dropped next week. 

Appalling, Vandanberg ran from 10 meters away straight past him to apply pressure.


We actually deserve to win this, but will we?

How does Melk [censored] that up.  I dont blame him thats SG & the selection committee continuing to play a terribly out of form player.   Brown pls

 
1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Because we're [censored].

true - just so sad that we can't do it

I watch every other game and good teams do it

oh boy this is going to be crazy if we lose 


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