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[censored] this season. I hope we get thru today with no injuries. Although knowing our luck....

 

Watch us fold in the second half.......

1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

He'll be playing in either May or Lever which is actually the good test for him.

I've heard about a close tag but that is going too far! ?

 
9 minutes ago, ding said:

Watch us fold in the second half.......

...and run over the top of ourselves.


43 Demonland members scrolling through this thread currently for some footy related action.

 

Poor bastards.

2 minutes ago, faultydet said:

43 Demonland members scrolling through this thread currently for some footy related action.

 

Poor bastards.

Lol

2 minutes ago, faultydet said:

43 Demonland members scrolling through this thread currently for some footy related action.

 

Poor bastards.

And so we should be.  We're guaranteed a win.

 
Just now, Wiseblood said:

And so we should be.  We're guaranteed a win.

and a loss, just for the sad sacks....

15 minutes ago, ding said:

Watch us fold in the second half.......

Yeah get out the cheap 'picnic at the 'G' furniture!


I'd even accept a rosey training report from saty at this stage.

At least every player will be doing something great. Makes it easier to believe when there's no footage.

1 minute ago, Ungarieboy said:

How can we watch the game

 

Not streamed.

35 minutes ago, Demon3 said:

This season sucks.. Carlton and Collingwood going to get benefit of playing Essendon without 8 of their best side.. we miss out on a game after resumption of 1 week and then will likely have to squeeze 2 game sin a week at some stage. 

Now watch us get injuries in an intra club. 

Only could happen to the mfc

1 minute ago, Ungarieboy said:

How can we watch the game

 

Do some quick swotting on Einsteins theories around teleportation. Only a few gaps to fill and *boom*, the game is all yours.

 

Please tweet some vision for us when you get it figured out.

 


3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Can anyone spot the matchups?

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only 16 players a side I think

PS No 18... missed the pair in the goal square

Edited by Diamond_Jim


 
27 minutes ago, faultydet said:

Do some quick swotting on Einsteins theories around teleportation. Only a few gaps to fill and *boom*, the game is all yours.

 

Please tweet some vision for us when you get it figured out.

 

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