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NON MFC: Round 01

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2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

This is so bizarre. 

Yep. 
it is just wrong

I am in Bangkok right now. It is almost silent

The Thai Government only got heavy yesterday, although it has been building up

All sports Stadiums closed over here

no exceptions

 

This is awesome.  Footy is back.

No crowds?  Tough luck.    There will be millions watching at home anyway.

Lets get this party started.


I wouldn't be upset if Carlton get humped tonight. I don't think their fan base have been completely broken yet. 

I think you might only need to wait another 10 minutes, 

no score ,    no hope !!

 

In the time of great uncertainty, it nice to see that some things never change.

 

bugger they got one


Carlton still suck. Richmond still excellent. We are having a social distancing party and watching with friends over video chat. 
 

 

4 minutes ago, demonstone said:

Don't they do that clash jumper thing any more?

Was thinking the same. How can they both be playing in dark jumpers with white numbers on the back?

This is just like watching my old club. UHSOB  amos reserves,  no one watching apart from club members,

no one else at the ground  Go Dees 


Those of us old enough to have seen carlscum during the 70’s 80’s and 90’s will never forget how evil they were. 
 

 

Surely these [censored] bags lose the opening game of the season? 

Every year I stop watching at quarter time because it just feels like an AFL team beating up on a VFL team in the preseason. 

Big difference between the 2. That 50 meter penalty that lambert got really sucked. He should of been penalised.


I've put this soundtrack on for the background

 

 

Early call, but the Baggers remind me a little bit (actually a lot) of our Neeld era club. Lots of very ordinary players, dodgy recruiting and “guns” who seem to be getting no better (Dow?). It seems they have put 30-50 games into a very ordinary list, and topped up the guns with very ordinary second tier players. Cripps a star, but apart from Walsh, no one else looking like it. Cheap shot by McGovern, then fell over like a pack of spuds. Ordinary! May they continue to suffer!!!!

Blues had 4 first round picks run out tonight.... f k me!

Im watching the league already. 


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