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Baby Viney on the Way

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7 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Mum Viney may have a rough time of it. Tot Viney may try to force his way out!

He will. And when he comes out he’ll roundhouse kick the doctor. Nobody delivers baby Viney except baby Viney. 

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    no caesarean for this kid, he'll punch his way out......operating room will need more than a zone defense

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    Congratulations to Charlotte and Jack. Fantastic news and all the best to them. But did I miss something?

    As far as I can tell their baby's gender hasn't been made public so she may just as well create havoc through the centre in the AFLW.

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    50 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

     

    Which coach was it again that had an unofficial rule agains babby making in Jan??

    DOnt know who but he sounds very smart.

     

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    1 hour ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Leigh Matthews

    He had a hands off the wives and partners Policy in the month of January.

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    I can vaguely remember (I am thinking Barassi at north but maybe wrong) tried to ban players having sex the night before a game with the notion it drained energy from them.

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    1 hour ago, doc roet said:

    I can vaguely remember (I am thinking Barassi at north but maybe wrong) tried to ban players having sex the night before a game with the notion it drained energy from them.

    Correct, it sapped and impurified their precious bodily fluids.

    That's why Ron did not avoid the company of women, but he did deny them his essence.

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    Doing the deed actually increases testosterone (and estrogen) production, the night before a game would be the perfect time to fire off a few rounds. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    18 hours ago, maximum bob said:

    Congratulations to Charlotte and Jack. Fantastic news and all the best to them. But did I miss something?

    As far as I can tell their baby's gender hasn't been made public so she may just as well create havoc through the centre in the AFLW.

    If a boy lets hope it is built like Jack but with a bit more height and a better kick. 

    If its a girl , it doesn't bear thinking about unless she has Mum's physique. 

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    11 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Doing the deed actually increases testosterone (and estrogen) production, the night before a game would be the perfect time to fire off a few rounds. 

    This is why I love demonland 

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    11 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Doing the deed actually increases testosterone (and estrogen) production, the night before a game would be the perfect time to fire off a few rounds. 

    Haha ? Yes

    get the Body ready for serious combat  
     

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    On 12/31/2019 at 9:52 AM, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Doing the deed actually increases testosterone (and estrogen) production, the night before a game would be the perfect time to fire off a few rounds. 

    There's a bad time?

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    Congrats to Jack, Charlotte and family☺️

    So little Viney will be here, just in time to his/her dad win a GF?

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