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49 minutes ago, Delusional demon 82 said:

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‘I’m MFC, b***h!’

 

 


This is the best thread we've had in ages.

 

Melbourne fans watching us play every week

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21 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

Also, this gif sums up all the negative nellies when the season went pear shaped:

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And this one sums up the happy clappers.
 

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1 hour ago, Gunna’s said:

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"Oh Christ! What's happening???"

"There, there, mate. Haven't you heard? It's all the pre-season surgeries!"

This thread is good for a laugh. Just what I need thanks. 


this

 

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1 hour ago, Nelo said:

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Crap delivery from our backline that was eaten up by our opposition. 

9 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

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"When you think that you lost everything you find out you can always lose a little more."  - Bob Dylan.


16 minutes ago, Dame Gaga said:

"When you think that you lost everything you find out you can always lose a little more."  - Bob Dylan.

"Wait ... you mean that ISN'T the game plan?"
"What isn't?"
"What you just said."
"I didn't say anything. I was singing to myself. It's a Bob Dylan song. I do it all the time."
"Oh right. Cause I've been telling the boys ... I mean, I thought ........ oh sh*t."

 

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