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GAMEDAY (the ultimate): Rd 23 vs North Melbourne

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Do we even know what a CUE is ????????? God we're abonimable 

 
 

Amazing they have a plus one behind the ball and we kick long to where he is roaming.  Good to see our learnings on show after 3 seasons and 21 games this year under Goody.


6 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Jones needs to play tiddly winks in a bar watching the game

How can we carry jones for another year. The dude is cooked.

why why WHY   so often so much intuitive clever stuff( despite training ) ...only to be finished with...drivel...  such as a handball to feet !! fmd  give me strength

 

What the Beamer long to Jamar game plan isnt working anymore?

News to me.


And it takes a ruckman to hit a target i50 haha...go Maxy.  Captain next year

Preseason Day 1: If you handball blind, especially over your heard, you're dropped.

1 minute ago, Ugottobekidding said:

How can we carry jones for another year. The dude is cooked.

we DONT

They've been ripping our heads off all game and then pay a high free to Norf. After that, Williams comes in and throws his knees into Jones on the ground. all good, nothing to see here.


We suck. dumbest bunch of footballers ever. 

Umpiring is an abomination. 

What a magnificent idea - bomb it long when we have no tall marking options.  I wonder how Simple Simon Badloss thought that one up?

2 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

Preseason Day 1: If you handball blind, especially over your heard, you're dropped.

Dogs won a premiership doing just that


Just now, sisso said:

Hey at least we're in the game...

Checkout time is normally around 2 1/2 qtr mark.

1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

Umpiring is an abomination. 

did ya go ?? 

2 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Umpiring is an abomination. 

Haha Clint - do you ever comment about anything else?

 
4 minutes ago, Ugottobekidding said:

How can we carry jones for another year. The dude is cooked.

Him & Viney had a very compromised pre-season (only 3 weeks).  Let's see how they both come out in the first 6 rounds in 2020.

Lever has been dogged today and not in a good way.  Another handball over the head Lucifer's longjohns!

1 minute ago, sisso said:

Hey at least we're in the game...

yeah but they'll probably soon sense they've done enough. It's us after all !!

how many games have we run out 4/4 ??  

( it's a trick question ) 


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