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5 hours ago, chookrat said:

Get a coach from Hawthorn like GWS with Leon Cameron.ย 

Or like Carlton with Bolton. But to be fair 6 assistants have coached 6 different afl clubs with 3 bringing in a premiership (Richmond, bulldogs, west coast). ย Fagan is doing ok as well.

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58 minutes ago, Watson11 said:

Or like Carlton with Bolton. But to be fair 6 assistants have coached 6 different afl clubs with 3 bringing in a premiership (Richmond, bulldogs, west coast). ย Fagan is doing ok as well.

They are marginally ahead of the Malthouse crop of Watters, someone and Neeld.ย 

Dunkley is carving up the Pharmacistโ€™s boys.ย 

Can we get him via brother and brother ?

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Dunkley is carving up the Pharmacistโ€™s boys.ย 

Can we get him via brother and brother ?

Maggots missed an absolutely blatant block right in front to Zeibel then rebound goal to Cats. ย  Clearly [censored] scared to make the obvious call at the Cattery. ย 


Clear umpire Cheating at The Cattery

First Zeibel is denied a free, then Hawkins is given a very dodgy mark

2 goals to Jeelong

disgusting

Umps killing Kangas. ย Two shocking umpire mistakes cost Kangas a goal (obvious free kick 10 metres out of goal) and then a gift to Hawkins who dropped the mark but was paid it. ย Itโ€™s the same each week for the cats. ย Ridiculousย 

Just checked the score in the Dogs Essendon game, a shame itโ€™s not onย ch7 always cheers me up watching Essendon get flogged.ย 

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7 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Umps killing Kangas. ย Two shocking umpire mistakes cost Kangas a goal (obvious free kick 10 metres out of goal) and then a gift to Hawkins who dropped the mark but was paid it. ย Itโ€™s the same each week for the cats. ย Ridiculousย 

The maggots are as intimidated at Kardinia Park as they are in Perth.ย 

As you point ย out, two goal turnaround in a low scoring game makes a huge differenceย 

weakย kneed.ย 

Edited by monoccular

Hate Geelong.

Like their collared jumpers.

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Gee 2 goals only halfway through the third Norf.....Melbournesque

2 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Gee 2 goals only halfway through the third Norf.....Melbournesque

Under the roof thereโ€™s a team that scored their first and only goal so farย 21 seconds into the game Wadda. The other team is almost in triple digits.ย Itโ€™s glorious viewing on this chilly night.

Ha loving what the dogs are doing. Knock off a lot of essendons percentage. This has cheered me up.ย 

Hopefully all the talk is how bad the bummers have been. Hopefully its around the 100 point deficitย 

4 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Under the roof thereโ€™s a team that scored their first and only goal so farย 21 seconds into the game Wadda. The other team is almost in triple digits.ย Itโ€™s glorious viewing on this chilly night.

Pity it aint on7

it would be gloriousย 


4 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Ha loving what the dogs are doing. Knock off a lot of essendons percentage. This has cheered me up.ย 

Hopefully all the talk is how bad the bummers have been. Hopefully its around the 100 point deficitย 

Couldnโ€™t happen to a nicer team ??

5 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Ha loving what the dogs are doing. Knock off a lot of essendons percentage. This has cheered me up.ย 

Hopefully all the talk is how bad the bummers have been. Hopefully its around the 100 point deficitย 

Will there be pressure on them to replace the Pharmacist?

Im sorry but under a roof and you only kick 1 goal to 3/4 time is disgraceful, especially when you are in the top 8.ย 

Essenscum fans are going nuts on social media. ย It's great


Wow - 19 goals in a row for the Doggies

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So are we going to end up looking better, or rather, less bad, than GW$$, EssUndone and Norf this round anyway?


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