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2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

So are we going to end up looking better, or rather, less bad, than GW$$, EssUndone and Norf this round anyway?

Less bad. Yes

 

Bugger, Bummers can now post the ‘All The Goals’ video on their website. 

 

4 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

 Im sorry but even nth have been disgraceful.  1 goal for a whole game is terrible.  Suddenly we don't look so bad. 

We need to go after Ben Brown to sort out our goal kicking woes

9 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

Cats have had 88 wins out of 100 games played at Kardinia Park

Astonishing

Astonishing that only certain teams play down there....

 

2 minutes ago, doc roet said:

88/100 games won at cat park since 2007.

Helps when they only play the smaller clubs down there

So shaw has coached his 2nd game now officially and his team has scored the teams lowest score in history. 

Anyway back to the other game. Seriously I was hoping the dogs would win but would never have predicted that. Guess what the talk will be about the next 2 days. My day did get better

2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

So shaw has coached his 2nd game now officially and his team has scored the teams lowest score in history. 

Anyway back to the other game. Seriously I was hoping the dogs would win but would never have predicted that. Guess what the talk will be about the next 2 days. My day did get better

President Brayshaw was subdued on the Telly!!

8 minutes ago, doc roet said:

88/100 games won at cat park since 2007.

What have we won since 2007

about 30 games Australia wide...!


37 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

So shaw has coached his 2nd game now officially and his team has scored the teams lowest score in history. 

Anyway back to the other game. Seriously I was hoping the dogs would win but would never have predicted that. Guess what the talk will be about the next 2 days. My day did get better

Last year I'd forgotten about the joy to be had celebrating other teams misery. Kind of like when you're out and someone elses kids behave worse than yours.

3 minutes ago, chookrat said:

Last year I'd forgotten about the joy to be had celebrating other teams misery. Kind of like when you're out and someone elses kids behave worse than yours.

schadenfreude!

Wow. Who would have thought we can say Melbourne put on a good show by comparison. What terrible games to watch. Standards seemed to have slipped this year. Simple good watchable football has fallen by the wayside.


Good to see Brisbane challenge for top spot. Sadly they are where I expected us to be at this stage of the season. Hopefully it a blip for us but just as likely a firmly shut window. Only took them one year to launch out from the depths whilst we have been yo - yoing for years. Like how many years ago did Roos start the rebuild? 

Edited by america de cali

Have Freo thrown in the towel?

Dissent in the  ranks re Ross Lyon and his style?

 

If you want to see dumb, watch the last 2-3 minutes of the Freo/Saints game. Lyon has every right to bake a few of those dumbos, starting with B Hill.

Saints on 9 wins & could end up with 11 vs our pathetic club on 5 after sacking their coach .. 

We are the laughing stock of the comp!


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