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West Coast 214.159 for the season.

It pays to kick straight and/or take marks close to goal and/or get behind your opponent's defence for run-in goals.


I think we would be on top of the ladder if the out on the full set shots counted as goals. We have had a few of those this season.

 
30 minutes ago, Adzman said:

I think we would be on top of the ladder if the out on the full set shots counted as goals. We have had a few of those this season.

That’s a reverse super-goal.

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

There'd be some angry supporters with a 10 - 7 record but I'd take it in a heartbeat. 

Let's be honest - there would still be angry supporters with an 18-0 record. 


Are there any stats kept on how many times a team has hit the post in a season? There has been a few of those.

Poor old Fold Coast still last.

3 hours ago, Adzman said:

I think we would be on top of the ladder if the out on the full set shots counted as goals. We have had a few of those this season.

 

4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

West Coast 214.159 for the season.

It pays to kick straight and/or take marks close to goal and/or get behind your opponent's defence for run-in goals.

The funny thing is most of our set shot misses have been 25 meters  directly in front, that's easy for under 14s

6 hours ago, Demonland said:

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This is just mean... BBO has nothing on your sadomasochistic instincts 


Gee whiz Gold Coast is terrible.

I just checked that Useless AFL Stats page on facebook. Great page for a laugh. I don't know how they find some of those stats.

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13 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

West Coast 214.159 for the season.

It pays to kick straight and/or take marks close to goal and/or get behind your opponent's defence for run-in goals.

West Coast statistically take the most difficult shots in the league according to Champion data.  They don’t rely on out the back gimmes.

It’s guaranteed we’ll start kicking goals now and miss out on the top 8.


I also heard we are coming second on the upside-down ladder!!

what a world

7 hours ago, Demonland said:

Someone in the Useless Stats Facebook comments said "You could simply reverse the ladder and somehow Gold Coast would still be one the bottom".

Give them priority pick of assistant coaches. Here, have some of ours.

20 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

Let's be honest - there would still be angry supporters with an 18-0 record. 

Yeah, peaking too early.

 

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