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3 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

I know.  I'm sorry I tried to make sense of the situation.

People don't want sense, it doesn't match how they feel.

 
8 minutes ago, Farmer said:

ANB had a very solid last 20 minutes

And that's his problem.  Nowhere to be seen for 20.  Turnover after turnover.  Then puts in 10 to 15 minutes of ok footy.  It's Rnd 18 not the first match or two and he's been in the system long enough to know what's needed at this level by now.  Rarely finishes when required either.  Great work ethic and andeavour but doesn't cut it for long enough often enough at AFL level.

Edited by Rusty Nails

 

Great kick inside 50 by Nibbler.

 

May, my love!


That pass by ABN was pretty bloody good (Are you allowed to say positive stuff about Nibbler on this website anymore?)

9 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

He still packs his dacks when he gets it, but you're right.  He had a good second term and looked like the player that kicked 20+ goals last season.  We need him to back it up in the second half.

How'd you like that little inside 50 Wise?

Goodwin waits 17 weeks to listen to me and move fritsch forward. I'm now convinced I know more about footy than Goodwin.



 

Instead of kicking inside 50, just go and hand the ball to McGovern. It’s the same as those long bombs but you waste less energy. 


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