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GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Carlton

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1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Casbolt usually can't hit the side of a barn but against us kicks then from the boundary. 

He has kicked more from that spot than he has missed.

 

Blowing my own ‘travel trumpet’ by reporting in from Lefkada Island in the Ionian Sea (think Rosebud on Steroids).

Ordinary day yesterday: money clip with €70 cleverly lifted from pocket on crowded Athens train. 6:30 am here. Dees win needed so I can get another hour of sleep.

 

 

Umpiring is atrocious and getting worse.


Backline horrendous today. Defensively we are atrocious. We pay the opposition no respect. 

Our inside structure up the line is a shambles...too many on the skinny side cost us that goal.  Still amature after 2.5 seasons under Goody

 

Did they say May went off.

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Hope we get chop of the arms frees like this. 

Why wasn’t Pruess paid 5 seconds earlier ????


Just now, M_9 said:

Did they say May went off.

Mary Hore is off with a shoulder 

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Mary Hore is off with a shoulder 

Poor Mary

Is Preuss a horrible ruckman or am I just used to seeing Gawn?


Carlton plays confident albeit chaotic football. They are playing well above their weight. Evidently, we are playing well below ours. Carlton will get a run on. They look dangerous every time they go forward. Still think we're set for a 8-10 goal loss. Nothing in that quarter convinced me otherwise.

Just now, Jaded said:

Is Preuss a horrible ruckman or am I just used to seeing Gawn?

Horrible compared to Gawn

1 minute ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Poor Mary

Stupid autocorrect. 

Mary doesn’t deserve to be called names. She’s not why we are so bad!

Kreuzer's round the ground play is keeping them in this not to mention our atrocious forward play.

Edited by Diamond_Jim

Footy skills, what is that. None at the G today.

Edited by Redleg


7 minutes ago, M_9 said:

Blowing my own ‘travel trumpet’ by reporting in from Lefkada Island in the Ionian Sea (think Rosebud on Steroids).

Ordinary day yesterday: money clip with €70 cleverly lifted from pocket on crowded Athens train. 6:30 am here. Dees win needed so I can get another hour of sleep.

 

Theyre amazing what they try over there. I can tell you some stories. Take care out there.

14 frees handed out that quarter. This is why AFL struggles getting interest in other countries on the game, no one knows wtf is going on.

I should apply yo be the forwards coach.

All u have to do is run towards the ball if u get there go for it (the morr fliers the better) no matter how many players are there. Then all stand around and repeat.

 

Edited by Unleash Hell

 

So far Preuss is holding his own in the centre

That should have been an 8 goal quarter and almost game over.

Weideman is not even the shadow of an AFL forward

Edited by Diamond_Jim


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