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Our skills are shizen. 

 

How many times a game do we see Clayton just hoof the ball as far as he can into the forward 50 with no regard for where it's actually gonna end up?

 

Gifted them 2 of their 3 goals. Absolutely gifted them. 

Me consistently control play and then play teams back into the contest.


1 minute ago, Chook said:

How many times a game do we see Clayton just hoof the ball as far as he can into the forward 50 with no regard for where it's actually gonna end up?

Too many.

7 minutes ago, KingDingAling said:

Lockart has started very well

He's awesome

While Melbourne has players like Wagner just forget about it. Seriously appalling skill errors. Man the commentators are so talking Melbourne up. Our endeavor is ok but system woeful

 

If we turn the ball over again across half back, I'm going out to buy a microwave.

Edited by praha

Tommy WTF


Just now, praha said:

Gifted them 2 of their 3 goals. Absolutely gifted them. 

Me consistently control play and then play teams back into the 

Just now, Deesprate said:

While Melbourne has players like Wagner just forget about it. Seriously appalling skill errors. Man the commentators are so talking Melbourne up. Our endeavor is ok but system woeful

Add petty to that. 

I can’t with T Mac. I just can’t. So [censored] over it.

These [censored] umpires!

Killing them with inside 50s...must convert!


We need 5 Salems. Some of the kicking....just wow.


We are seriously average.

Is there a stat for goals conceded inside a defensive 50 stoppage? We would be clear last. Astounding how often it happens.

4 minutes ago, P-man said:

I can’t with T Mac. I just can’t. So [censored] over it.

Two goals from his turnovers now. 

 

Who the f is on Fyffe?!!!

Shut him down quickly or he will beat us single handedly 


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